Annette: Forget Richter! I want Slogra!

Maria: No, sister... I get him!!!

Sypha: I can heat his heart!

Succubus: I am prettier! You guys don't deserve him!

Carmilla: Shut up! I am cuter!

Princess of Moths: Behold my beauty and nice dress!

Liz: No, mine!

Scylla: I'm going out with Gaibon...why am I here?

(Slogra, with his could-be daughter and dog)
Slogra: AAARRGH! A cute and sweet little girl! I'm getting cavities and I don't have any teeth!!!
Cerberus: WoofWoofWoof. Nownownow givegivegive mememe somesomesome foodfoodfood!