Potent Quotables! Compiled by Eric Roman (Sinyaso@aol.com) Created: Early March 2001 Last Edited: May 14, 2014 CastleVania III Dracula's Curse THE PAGE!!! http://www.terriblehands.com/dctp/ [Originally http://members.aol.com/Sinyaso] Contra INSANELY DIFFICULT Corps! http://www.terriblehands.com/contra/ DYNAKYRIS http://www.terriblehands.com/dyna/ Introduction: This is a long in-the-making compilation of all the snappy quotations on DCTP updates that have been countlessly overwritten over the course of the site's history, until they were preserved with the update they precede. Also, you'll find anything else that came up along the way in real life. They are listed in descending chronological order. Unless otherwise noted, I came up with these quotes. --2014-- 3-1-2014 2:29PM "My plate is too small for what it's holding." --LIFE, ne? 2-14-2014 5:06PM "To figure out how something works, you /play/ with it." --20X3-- 10-31-2013 7:51PM "Bury me with CastleVania III." 10-28-2013 7:50AM "My type of girl is permanently busy; she has no time to begin getting involved." 10-18-2013 11:45PM "I'm the star of the show, but without everyone else, there is no show." 9-6-2013 10:26AM "Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." --Can't take the credit on that one... 8-24-2013 10:54AM "Japan censors private parts...and handcuffs???" 8-23-2013 7:33AM "The Stage is set and the Battle will be met." 8-22-2013 10:07PM "Hidden fees imply a company of thieves." 8-20-2013 7:59PM "Silkscreened shirts; Photoshop selections for sale." 8-13-2013 6:53PM "One book leads to another." 7-9-2013 12:48AM "Work is what you accomplish; what have you achieved under your name?" 7-3-2013 4:02AM "If I knew I'd be raised in a Jail-state, I would've asked to be born elsewhen...!" --21st Century New York: Spectacular Prison 6-19-2013 12:42PM "In his gentle voice Kaworu explains what you have to understand about the movie you're watching." --Regardless, I hate EVANGELION 3.0. 5-31-2013 1:48PM "How do you think we found out how the ear works?" --A messy part of our history, I'm sure... 5-22-2013 5:35PM "Always tell the truth and never force-or be forced." --The Only Two Rules. 5-22-2013 5:33PM "There are more pictures of you than you will ever own for yourself." --I wish I could see mine, too... 4-26-2013 12:22AM "Imagination's the limit." 4-18-2013 4:12PM "An enthusiast is different from an addict." 4-8-2013 12:34AM "Of course it's a system seller. You play the game then you go to your nearest gamestop to sell your 3DS." --Ahaversus on whether or not CastleVania: Mirror of Fate is as much a system selling game as Super CastleVania IV or Symphony of the Night. 3-21-2013 5:42PM "Do you draw? Never stop." --The moment you do, you're dead. 3-14-2013 8:42PM "Against the history of time, everything in our lives has come a long way over the course of a slow instant." 3-5-2013 2:57PM "Science is kinda like an observational faith." --They believe in it...and then, for the most part, prove it. 2-26-2013 1:31AM "Euphemism creates a difference between "Medical Marijuana" and 'Pot'." --20X2-- 8-27-2012 3:05AM "Fossils are things that get stuck in the ground to be found." 8-26-2012 11:47PM "Freedom is the greatest Feeling of All." 8-22-2012 11:08PM "I think Mega Man has been getting a raw deal for the past few generations because no one could figure out what the fuck it was supposed to be." 8-6-2012 2:19AM "Akumajou Densetsu is the crux of my affair with Japan." 4-24-2012 2:07PM "Galaxy: An impermanent hurricane of light and worlds." 4-23-2012 2:27AM "The destiny of humans is to fly in space. Dinosaurs have given us the hint by soaring above us." 4-22-2012 2:27AM "Everything that is ever going to be is already here." --Until the End of The Universes. 1-20-2012 12:38AM "My brain is dancing." 1-20-2012 12:36AM "EST became the Asuka of adulthood. But much less moody...!" --20X1-- 12-4-2011 6:02PM "Time passes so quickly because it's always The Present." 11-15-2011 10:35AM "There's no collection of Icons cooler than the one you make yourself." 10-27-2011 12:34PM "God was bored, so it created something to mess with." 10-22-2011 10:43PM "If I could rewrite Time, I would erase her from existence." --1BLAZE 10-22-2011 1:48AM "This guy was not one day there,...and he got laid!!!!" --Madventures Season 3 Episode 5: Nippon 10-21-2011 9:54PM "Love. Y'need to be reeeeal careful with love. It can be very time consuming. Love with care...or find the years to have been in vain." 10-20-2011 3:37PM "Gone with the Wind, animated in Japan--no, even better---Miyazaki's GONE WITH THE WIND!!!" 10-18-2011 12:01AM The recent Transformers movies: the first was slow and the second was hard, fast, and memorable. And the third...there was a third? 10-16-2011 "I would kill myself just to be reborn as her child." [--How beautiful could this scene possibly be?] 9-27-2011 5:26PM "Youth is the only period of time you can be ahead of." 8|9 2011 6:04PM "There is only one God, and his name is Death. And there is only one thing that we say to Death: not today." --Puss in Boots, Game of Thrones 8-2-2011 12:34PM "I don't believe in GOD, but I do believe in [the] spacepeople [she's based on]; sucks that they'll probably never return." 7-31-2011 7:12PM "The J.J. Abrams version of my life would have an FSS Store adjacent to Kinokuniya with Book Off, Asahiya, Suncoast, The Wiz, and Dragon's Den all located in Rockefeller Center." --He should do the live Evangelion movies, too. 6-30-2011 11:50AM "It's not that IGA's subsequent Symphonies were raping my childhood--that's irrevocably secure--it's just that he was imparing /quality/ for the future to regard back to." --As a work of perfection, NO MetroidVania since has matched Symphony. 6-26-2011 5:13PM "You don't need a Website, you need a FacebookTwitterYouTubeFlickr." --Web 3.0 6-14-2011 12:28AM "Aside from Symphony of the Night, there's no CastleVania soundtrack that can F with Super CastleVania IV!!!" --[#] 6-12-2011 11:21AM "It was a bit of a letdown to realize "affirmative action" had nothing to do with me; I had always believed in a semantic definition: the act of something being postitively done." 5-2-2011 12:12PM "A nation of nine-year-olds is wondering what all the fuss is about." 5-1-2011 6:39PM "To understand the history of videogames is to understand its future." 4-30-2011 2:44AM "I'm straighter than the equator." 4-4-2011 11:24PM "I must hit that SO hard, undiscovered dinosaur skeletons would be like, 'What was hell was that?!'" 4-2-2011 1:56AM "Prepare for a memory." 3-20-2011 5:54PM "In the TV commercials for Hop, the Easter Bunny...shits jelly beans. Tis a brave new world, baby, a brave new world...!" 3-9-2011 12:39AM "Cannabis helps to unlock the hidden Special Features/Bonus Content of the experience called "Life". --It's been said... 3-8-2011 10:24AM "More mental instability than a porn site!" 2-25-2011 3:15PM "The irony of the live-action name-of-cartoon movie is that an advanced version of cartooning must be used to make it "real". Suffice it to say elevated cartoons have made it into /everything/!" 2-25-2011 1:59PM "Anything digitized has transcended existence." --Everywhere at Once 2-10-2011 1:36PM "Since Jesus was divinely born--and without male chromosomes-- he should've appeared very effeminate or androgynous." 1-10-2011 "Geeeeezuss Kryyst, it's like a Website outside." --On (Reni's view of) Akihabara 1-1-2011 12:05PM "I don't hate them, I just want them dead. ...little difference." --20X-- 10-16-2010 11:12PM "If I didn't know any better, I'd go home, get all the stupid Bull$hitVanias, and throw them out the window. Because this game." --Lords of Shadow 10-9-2010 "It's like the comet that killed the Dinosaurs just happened. Jesus Christ, I rather would've been with the Dinosaurs. At least, you know, my problems would be over!" 10-1-2010 3:22PM "How often have you been doing this that you don't remember how to do it?" 9-17-2010 10:09PM "I'm on the same time you're on; it just feels better...!" --Jason Gaines 9-14-2010 7:20PM "Be a Gentleman, or Don't Be." 9-6-2010 2:16PM "Everything imagined has a true basis." --Such as Sons of Anarchy. 8-27-2010 5:53PM "I wonder how many cheating wives these husbands are returning home to..." --Meandering out of the MetLife Building 8-13-2010 "/Understanding/ isn't something that's lost in translation--if the city's on fire, /it's burning!/" --Even if you can't say "/it's burning!/" in English...! You should be able to see what's happening in front of you...! 8-8-2010 12:13AM So, like, when the World Trade Center's replacement is up, will Hollywood be blowing /it/ up, too? 8-2-2010 5:58PM "Nice...your impression is pretty spot-off." "Aside from many things it's apparent I don't do anything." 7-28-2010 11:35AM "You can't steal what you are /given/." --Temporary Internet Files is bad for business... 7-14-2010 8:37PM "Flavor is flavor; problems is what you leave behind." --On Valencia 7-12-2010 1:29PM "You can take the guy out of the Bronx, but you can't take the Bronx out of the guy." --Dr. Serengeti at Muir Woods 7-12-2010 "Vocaloid Avenue." --Erica Road 7-11-2010 7:24PM "Don't give up on yourself." 7-3-2010 7:57PM "The more you try to change a good thing, the more you damage it." --TxM:R.I.P. 6-28-2010 10:05PM "After the MySpace bubble burst, [f]amiliarity became the new [f]ace of Evil." 6-15-2010 8:55PM "What a night!" --in response to mixed race profiles on a dating website... 6-12-2010 2:41PM "Oh, kids...you know; they don't!" --There's a reason VoiceMail exists... 5-27-2010 10:04PM "The more Hispanic the name, the less likely you're to run into them!" --Jason remarking on the curious name-to-demographic relationonship of San Carlos, California... 5-19-2010 12:20PM "Androgynity is troublesome." 5-16-2010 "Effective communication is an important aspect of living happily." 5-15-2010 4:50PM "Achievement unlocked; had a childhood." --After skipping a stone thrice into a lake at Bear Mountain 5-15-2010 1:57PM "That's what the world is; one big collar readjustment." --Jason Gaines (with nods to Rodney Dangerfield) 1:28PM 4/29/2010 "Of course you stole his look; as a Template, you've never had one of your own." 5:38PM 4/6/2010 "...can you even imagine what it's like to remember /everything/?" --Vox 114, The Time Machine (2002) 4-3-2010 3:48PM "So begins the week that ends greener." 2:30PM 2/14/2010 "Portrait of Ruin is a CastleVania game for the Pokeymon generation that doesn't give a $h!t about what made Symphony of the Night such a masterpiece." 4:20 PM 1/20/2010 "...it's like a love triangle...except the other two don't know it yet." --20IX-- 12-5-20IX "It figures a pretty girl will talk to me only when she needs something." --2:26P, 12-4-20IX 11-22-20IX "The world is dead...and I'm just living in it." --Jason, 9:37PM, November 22nd, 2009. 11-20-20IX "Eeeh, watch me paste this pat'etic palooka wit a powerful, paralyzing, poifect, pacodoimus-percussion pitch." --Bugs Bunny, "Baseball Bugs" (1946) 10-26-20IX "Of course we're not normal; we're Imagemakers." 10-14-20IX "--Wow, I can't believe I actually accidentally." --Okay, I'll stop now. "Potent Quotables! reveals some new slices of wisdom (or wisdumb, ROR)." --Wow, I can't believe I actually accidentally. 10-13-20IX "Do I know you from somewhen?" --my usual response to obscure FaceCrap requests. 10-12-20IX "The only thing wrong with this picture...is I'm in it." --turn this self-deprecating joke on your friends for extra yuks! GAHD, that evil harlequin was HOT. 10-9ish-20IX "Ringo Starr...from Shining Time Station?" --D'oh! 10-6-20IX "Isn't it great when hot chicks can draw HOTNESS?!" --http://x0ni.deviantart.com/ "Why do I feel like the only one to notice that the SotN Succubus' wings originate from her hair?" 9-27-20IX "Even a glowstick casts a dark shadow." "DCTP suddenly doesn't look as good in Firefox..." --...because version 3 likes to anti-alias HTML-stretched images. Seriously, what's up with that?! 9-14-20IX "ALT tags RULE. And TITLE tags SUCK!!!" 9-11-20IX "If there was anything good about Alien 3, it was Roc's acting." 8-11-20IX "That is the most miserable abortion to ever live..." --Referring to a Dominican on the D train arguing about issues of Race. "There are so many people in a rush to freeze at a red light." --...run me over with the baby carriage, why don't ya! 7-12-20IX "When did I suddenly stop being an interesting person to talk to?" --Coworkers; go figure... 6-22-20IX "Remember when 1997 was four years ago?" --Yes, even /that/ was quite some time ago... 6-16-20IX E: "Will you be true to yourself?" N: "I won't stop liking killing people!" E: "That's not what I meant, sweatdrop." 6-8-20IX "What happened? You're three years old! You're too old to have an accident!" --Overheard from this lady with a kid on my way to Japan Society. 6-6-20IX "YEAAAAAH!!! The Vulcan Cannon! I just made U.S. History easier!" --Wild Guns is AWESOME. 6-4-20IX "The morning shadow has vanquished the horrible Iga game." --I swear I just made that up. 5-14-20IX "Et tu, Kitté?" 4-9-20IX "CastleVania is my G-Spot." --So opened a Pandora's Box. --2008-- 8-2008 "I'm not always right; there's this thing called logic." 6-26-2008 "Better ever than never!" --Postscript to Ying Girl, "Humor Me!" finally being completely completed after seven years. 6-23-2008 "See ya around the swamp!" --Roy Hess' favorite saying, according to the Dinosaurs trading card. --2007-- 10-17-2007 "Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't think you perceived me as YOUR /TROPHY/!" --Still a little bitter, ne? 6-16-2007 "In IGA's defense, he /didn't do/ anything." --Jay Hollywood on Portrait of Ruin 6-3-2007 "The dangers of releasing half-finished work to a seething audience: the seething audience." 6-1-2007 "I am in love with the idea of my ideals." 3-29-2007 "Maxim so fab he got his own magazine. Juste didn't." --Rapplefee 2-28-2007 "Inability to admit to one's own weaknesses is a weakness." 2-1-2007 "'Purist' is a label given out by people who are fine with 'faithful recreations' being done quarter, third, or half-ass, but not full-ass." 1-18-2007 "Don't get all wrapped up going after the mummy!" --Charlotte Aulin, CastleVania: Portrait of Ruin --2006-- 12-29-2006 "You're scaring me, Ohime-sama..." 12-25-2006 "If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all." --Noam Chomsky 12-21-2006 "Do you still remember...December's foggy freeze?" --Jethro Tull "Salvation a la mode, with a cup a'tea..." --Aqualung, my friend, don't you start away uneasy... 12-16-2006 "Peeping Eye is way cooler than Dogether and Peeping Eye sucks." --Vangerdahast 12-1X-2006 "There's no longer anything about Emi." --follow-up. (Perhaps she had borrowed Emi's name tag that day.) 1:01 AM 12/11/2006 "At seventeen years of age, I could not say 'suck' with confidence." 12-11-2006 "...though you may be rewarded for you efforts." -from the CircleVania pep-talk just before the Battle Arena 5-10-2006 "That's one of my favorite pictures of all time." "Serious?" "Yeah...I don't have it with me, but,...I-I'd recognize those anywhere!" --E&J --200V-- 6-14-200V "You like to look back on the past a lot, don't you?" -...and in that moment, she became part of it. 1-5-200V "Nope, I hate Sonia too. And why does everyone say she has such a great story? She has a 1 paragraph intro, and like... 5 or 6 speaking lines... Where did you get this story, and when can I read it?" -Jerkofwonder 1-4-200V "Oh, em-gee Roffle... You just killed Capcom's cheerleader...!" -Slogaibon to Firebrand, After ParoVadius. --2004-- 12-31-2004 "On the last day...REFLECTION." -Title of last 2004 tape. 12-30-2004 "Have you run into Aluca...OOPS I MEAN ARIKADO LOLOLOL!!1" -Clandestine Genius, CastleVania Aria of Sorrow --2003-- 2:10 AM 7/21/2003 "What do you do when you draw something...? Are you drawing outlines or color enclosures? What /are/ lines..? What are they /for/...?" 10:00 PM 4/5/2003 "It is not completed! That, it is the point card of the haircut store of neighborhood!" --Babelfish-translated H-game site 3-31-2003 "Jesus, all that processing power & you wanna play cards?" 3-13-2003 "Lust must be the most powerful force... ...it can completely change the world." 2-3-2003 "The Hand is capable of more than you'll ever be able to guess." --Deinocheirus --2002-- 11-17-2002 5:43PM "...here's to the beautiful Japanese woman...long may you torment the hearts of the shy..." 9-27-2002 Dead-icated to all those (files) lost in the terrible August 9th tragedy. --I will never forget...8-9-2001; The Virus Incident 9-24-2002 "Nah,...there's a difference between a typo and a change of era." --thinking back on how someone typed "...the tradgedy of September 11, 2002?!" 9-5-2002 "i swear to god... you could say anything on rsu and everyone would instantly accept it" --Mew 8-22-2002 "At the end of the thought process, it's probably all about what you /didn't/ see." 7-27-2002 "...the more you Trevor, and the more Alucard you Sypha, the Grant!" --a moneymaking scheme ad gets plum foiled @ CVInteractive... 7-15-2002 Many make statements...they, then, incessantly continue to argue their case, and because they lack insight, result in saying NOTHING. However,...those with vision end up procuring the most profound impact by saying nothing at all... Simon would still demolish Richter's @$$, though. Then Trevor would spank them both for not playing nice. Dedicated to the soldiers of 7|15. --ALT tag of 7|15 THE MAID!!! 7-7-2002 "...Syfa, the Vampire Killer, has had a bad life. But ever since she met Trevor, she has begun to become more comfortable with herself..." --Sypha's ending, CastleVania III Dracula's Curse 7-1-2002 "It's like a bad CastleVania fanfic...except it's been proofread." --Going over the Dracula-Sonia dialogue of CastleVania Legends c. 6-2002 "...it's DCTP, whaddaya expect?" --ParoVadius' DCTP tagline 5-7-2002 "Bush is a *ucking clown. And this comes from a guy within eyeshot of the 'World Trade Center'. And this fashionable Patriotism's PISSED me off. On September 13, just about EVERY vehicle with wheels was proudly displaying the flag...today? I'd say about 1 out of 75 cars I see posts the reminder. I'm not one of the guys who was a bandwagon flag waver...never was. ...I like the Puerto Rican flag better. It's simpler and less busy in design as the U.S. I've got better things to do, anyway. Like Dracula's Curse THE PAGE." --on the Patriotism quesiton. "...too cool to be brought down by a stupid kid with an even stupider name." ---DCTP is... according to Sol the Gr8 "this is take forever to scanning!!!! now is time to the 1200mustUI heart on fire!!!" --Sol the Gr8, scanning pictures for Great Enjoyment. 4-30-2002 "What's wrong with you? Standing around in a daze... leaves you vulnerable." --Juste Belmont, CastleVania Harmony of Dissonance "...the skull knight. he drinks it all the time. i just dunno how he can get any nutritional benefit when the stuff keeps dripping past his ribcage... ...you know, ...hollow." --Sol the Gr8 3-20-2002 "If somebody looks like Jeust Belmont, can I call him Jeuish?" 3-14-2002 "There are thirtyone million, five hundred thirty-six thousand seconds in a year." 3-12-2002 "My presence here threatens him... How delicious." --after someone told me to 'GO AWAY' after making a Mermaid Maid comment at the Ecchi Attack message boards, I said... 3-11-2002 "Sure, you might love Hentai, but when Hentai starts to love you back, it's time to run. Quickly." --the opener to my explanation of Kao no nai Tsuki on the Ecchi Attack message boards. 2-25-2002 "...if you wanna 'fight tear,' use freakin' Scotch Tape!" --At the end of the line, you probably realized that you had to read it again in order for it to make sense. 2-24-2002 "Holy cool!!" --Wavid "The best grappler in the game is Bison." --Josh FunkDOC Ballard, after playing Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo online 2-23-2002 "Embarracment, huh?" --Raven Reaper 2-18-2002 "Naniga derukana?" --Faust (submitted by Sol the GR8) "I see your Schwartz is as big as mine." --Darth Helmet (submitted by Sol the GR8) "helo all i here who is yur favorit chractr and why??" --Random newbie (submitted by Sol the GR8) "i like knucle. he was best in sonic 4" -- Newbie (I forget whom) (submitted by Skahott) 2-12-2002 I have just...fertilized my pants. --watching the opening to Love Revloution, when they show the redness that is Ryoko Yonekura. 2-12-2002 "Oogeh!" --Amazing Nurse Nanako's Nanako Shichigusa, realizing she just destroyed Dr. Oogami's Copenhagen dishes, given to him by his deceased parents. 2-12-2002 "Groan..." 2-11-2002 "There are two things which I know are infinite; man's stupidity and the universe. And I'm not so sure about the universe." --Sol the GR8's friend Racle, in their '99 yearbook 2-11-2002 "HAHAHAHA!!! Roll the dice, my son!!!" --Sol the GR8, during D&D RPG, while fighting a Dracula spinoff 2-11-2002 "One of the problems concerning common interests among people nowadays is that each of us tends to think we're unique and the other person is far too mainstream..." --Sol the GR8 2-11-2002 "I think Solid Snake needs a teddy bear." --Andy Costello's pal Croc, after playing Metal Gear Solid for the first time 2-10-2002 "Terrorists suffer from acute penis envy. I'm saying this because I really don't buy that 'fighting for religion' bull$h!t." --Sol the GR8 2-10-2002 Arima Red: "Wha ha ha ha... ...and with my eventual level-uppage and most likely possible personal player rights to Eric Roman, I may have my revenge on the Dumbgeon's washouts yet! >) A great project, this is, a great project." Melanicus: "So, are you talking to us? or just yourself?" Arima Red " :| :-_- . . . What're you...trying to sound witty? What the heck is this, the next Dumbgeon Forums? I don't have anything against you, dude, and you didn't really have to waste your effort with a line like that. I wasn't even speaking against you. Whuh..I can't toss out a random, related phrase every now and then..? Now I see how flame wars begin on forums. Rather, I've known for a while, but it's just that I'm seeing it again." Melanicus: "What? Do you see every little stupid thing anyone posts as a threat?" Arima Red: "Not exactly. You see, vocalization is the strongest part of communication. That is where aaaaaall written message boards fail, and why these things such as flares start. Now, if you were at my house pumping away at CastleVania IV and me punching away keys on my computer 10 feet away from you, and you said your part in your intendedly non-threatening tone as I schemed to take over the world, I would'nt have been set off like that, get it? I just read it the wrong way. Voiceboards...the future of message boards...is /voice/ boards..." --Melanicus vs Arima Red 2-10-2002 "What kind of a decision, exactly, is it to remove The Flag from your door? I mean, after this, once it had been put up...it should've remained there...like a tattoo. Unless you really don't mean it as much as you fashionably hoped." --as I observe the diminishing number of Daily News 9-17-2001 flag posters on the doors of my apartment's floor. 2-8-2002 "Look at that THING...it's so beautiful... it looks dead...wounded...it's so pitiful..." --Watching the World Trade Center flag being gently brought in during the Olympic ceremony 1-31-2002 "I know some flash, but getting DCTR completed entirely as a flash movie probably would take about 11 months as you said... ...however, that 20 to 30 minutes of such an animation would be my finest hour... ^_^ " --responding to Mnementh's idea to do Dracula's Curse THE RUMBLE as a Flash movie. 1-22-2002 "Skill Knight King" --trying to figure out a new EZBoard Custom Title. 1-21-2002 "DCTP. Spearheading the Zero Wing/CastleVania clash and so many things...DreamCastleVania Rest in Pieces." --from the LINKS section lead-in for the All Your Base link collection, before Links was butchered up into its respective sections. 1-9-2002 ArimaRed: How about Granfaloon? Chibi Hawk: Dude. ArimaRed: ? Chibi Hawk: Legion would be all 30 particpants for the next ten years, by itself. ArimaRed: BAHAHAHAA! --Andy and I, compiling a list of 30 participants in a planned DCTP Royal Rumble, named cleverly enough by Wavid as "Dracula's Curse THE RUMBLE!!!" 1-6-2002 ArimaRed: Heh, DCTP certainly will, it certainly will....I'm glad I have so much stuff to entertain with. ^_^ ArimaRed: But anyway, keep up with your layout works. phifey: it's very entertaining! phifey: the slogra plant was too much phifey: the venus deally, which i can't recall the name of exactly ArimaRed: Yeah, yeah. ArimaRed: That was actually more of an apology to someone, so I smacked that one together. phifey: slograpology!? ArimaRed: HAHAHAA! There we go! --speaking with Phife Dog about the Slogra Venus Weed. 1-5-2002 "Great! It's time to do something serious Arrest all the people in town" "Have been known all!" "Don't pretend as silly" "It's shot, right!" --all from Five Star Stories DVD, the English subtitles Made In China. 1-3-2002 "WWSD?" -Wavid's acronym which Andy Costello figured to be 'What would Slogra do?' 1-1-2002 "Castlevania doesn't own Jews, but there are probably many Jews who own Castlevania. " -Wavid's clever quotable. -2001 12-31-2001 "CastleVania III OWNS the OWNERS." --A doctrine for all those one thousand three-hundred thirtysevens out there. c.11 or 12, 2001 "That was the night...everything changed..." --Regarding The Eleventh Of September. c.8-22-2001 "...Drama Lord..." --After failing at a vital Rite of Passage, I silently muttered this phrase. c.8-6-2001 "Imagination is much more powerful than reality. It takes but a thought to break chastity." --the lead-in to the Nyu Yorktopia ero-story, "Purifying" 7-26-2001 "...these children must know the meaning of strife and hard work. I just make it look easy. Right, Jason?" --To Jason, attempting to excavate the SotN sprite of Salem Witch. 7-12-2001 "Actions are inspiration's only fulfillment." --An excerpt from a declaration on the death of The Castle Bathroom. 7-2-2001 "Key lighting is the key." --To Catastrophe regarding a poor webcam's picture. 5-27-2001 "Evolution takes time." --To Jason at the Domain of Profasu in E.V.O. :The Search for Eden. 5-27-2001 "For the greater diffusion of Konami's CastleVania across the world... Dracula's Curse THE PAGE!!!" ---YEAAAAAAAH BABY! That's what it's ALL about! 5-2001 "A top notch Japanese computer magazine would not have a hentai game, called 'Do the City,' on its demo disc." --To Jason after installing a ton of Japanese programs into his 1996 apex of computer technology. 5-15-2001 "Always remember, if you ever freak out, think about toast, and it'll all be good." --Johnny Norris 5-13-2001 "Chinese and Japanese THE SAME?! So I guess Africans and most of Harlem's population are the same too, right?" ---without fail, they always get this twisted. So I figure I'd smack them across the mind with this line. 5-4-2001 "Everything surrounding you is aimed towards sex." --I must've been outside in Manhattan when I realized this 5-3-2001 "That's the reason why people curse." --In response to artsy crapsy stupid computer graphics overkill commercial for Samsung cell phones 4-26-2001 "WOOOW!!! I GOT SIRENS!!!!" --Jason gets a Salamander Card in CircleVania, and the emulator gives him a really horrible sound. 4-24-2001 "HOW AM I THE ONLY M.O.P. FAN ON AOL?!" --searching the AOL profiles for Mash Out Posse fans 4-23-2001 "The closer you get, the farther away it is..." 4-22-2001 "It's a beautiful night to have a Curse." ---Eric Roman, 4-22-2000, 8:31PM...indeed it was. 4-1X-2001 "Still, it's pretty good for a bootleg, right?" "No, because it's a bootleg." --me, regarding a kid's bootleg of Jay Z's Dynasty CD, which lacked a complete CD booklet. 4-16-2001 "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, DAMN!" --counting the 10 members of Japanese all-girl pop group "moningu musume" (morning daughters). "This proves once and for all, rotoscoping is horrifying." --in response to a recent FCI flower service commercial, which uses rotoscoping (either manually tracing over a video frame and animating it, or adding something, like a lightsaber effect, to the frame) 4-15-2001 STealyourfloyD: egads STealyourfloyD: obviously written in a moment of great annoyance STealyourfloyD: and understandably so Sinyaso: Not annoyance, really. Sinyaso: More like triumph. STealyourfloyD: ah STealyourfloyD: but it was unreleased basically because of your humility? Sinyaso: Thank you. Sinyaso: You made me smile. Sinyaso: That just about sums it up, yeah. STealyourfloyD: i made you smile, eh? Sinyaso: Yeah, that was thoughtful, man. --Rory and I, regarding an unreleased P.Q. which lashes out/toasts to the DCTP haters 4-13-2001 Chibi Hawk: heh. These are sweet. Sinyaso: HOLY SHIZOR! TREVOR AND GRANT AND SYP! Sinyaso: BEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sinyaso: I mean Sinyaso: BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Chibi Hawk: heh!! --finding SD pictures of the CV3 Trio Zombies in Japanese site Mondo Maniacs April 14, 2001 "I'll preths...I'll preths B..." --Conker, Conker's Bad Fur Day April 12, 2001 "Was left front" --my opposite to 'Be right back' April 12, 2001 "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!" --Cats, Zero Wing intro April 9, 2001 "The human genera is divided into numerous sub-species. You know them as 'race' or 'ethnicity'." --what, did you need ME to give you a reality check? March 31, 2001: "And what egzaktly duz that meen? " --to Kurt Kalata regarding Digital Projection of the Akira film re-release March 27, 2001: "Why do others insist on having the wool pulled over their eyes...?" --on death Mid-March, 2001: "Obeying something with as much limitations as yourself is like obeying a human king." --Ya know? March 12, 2001: "Now...if this doesn't cause a sudden dramatic rise in cross-cultural dating to make my life more difficult, ...I don't know what will." --to mom regarding NBC's TV film "The Lost Empire" March 12, 2001: "He has killed me mother! Run I pray you!" --Shakespearian March 11, 2001: "FWOOO! I'm done for the night. All I need is Japanese princess Naru wearing only loose, extravagantly colored kimonos and I'm set. But since I can't have that, I'll have an Ovaltine instead. " --BoP Di Giraptor after another BoP site work marathon. March 6, 2001: "Milk helps build strong Bonez." --Jason's words for us to live by. March 6, 2001: "Spinal sucks. Skull Knight damn well better not be related to him. If he's related to any other video game skeleton, it should be the big one from CVNUPR64. That's the only cool part in that whole game. Besides making Reinhardt explode on purpose. " --Josh "Funk DOC" Ballard March 6, 2001: "While I was reading Roger Ebert's 'I Hated, Hated, HATED This Movie!', I came upon his review for the second TMNT movie, which he gave 1 star. He talked little about the movie itself (you know, REVIEWING it), instead pretending to be a sociologist and focusing on how the Ninja Turtles cause kids to be violent and anti-social. He said "95% of teachers polled believe violence among children could be traced to the Ninja Turtles." My response: "That same 95% of teachers also thought coming up with rhymes was a great way to keep kids off drugs." --Josh "Funk DOC" Ballard March 6, 2001 I don't know if you noticed it, but now they're advertising that it's OKAY to pass on smoking a blunt offered by one of your 'friends'... Last time I checked, it was the TURTLES WHO WERE SAYING THAT DRUGS ARE BAD! --my return remark for above quote. March 6, 2001: BigJoshWCW: Nothing wrong with sicking imaginary characters on each other. That's no different than the people who play Quake 2 for hours on end. Sinyaso: Heh...but I DON'T PLAY Quake 2. I play How dare you piss me off 5. --AOLIM conversation of Josh "Funk DOC" Ballard and Eric Roman Early March, 2001: " I have no idea why these kids run around for days trying to get him to level 100. The Sword Familiar is fine. The duplicator is excusable... Not a Level 100 Alucard. " --myself, on the question of why SotN maniacs want to max out Alucard and his new game. Early March, 2001: "WINNERS DON'T DO CODES" --Josh "Funk DOC" Ballard Late February 2001: "I have no web design experience whatsoever, but my site OPENING is a hundred times better [than his], and my site isn't even UP yet!" --Jason Gaines, on the Keep of Trav the Impaler" Late February 2001: "People die everyday. You're just too busy writing stupid CastleVania comedy to notice... ...and so am I." --my dangerously philosophical thought; an impression based on the fact that some CastleVania 'humor' is extremely dry. Tuesday, March 6, 2001 "3. How did you here about this game?" --bad grammar on the survey packaged with Symphony of the Night Monday, February 26, 2001 "Does anyone remember Selma, whom in Brazil, was looking for CastleVania III, three years ago? Did she ever find it?" --an unreleased Video Power question to test how long you've known DCTP!!! Sunday, February 25, 2001 "I'm not making you smarter...I'm making you less stupid.'' --clever DCTP quotable Thursday, February 22, 2001 "Theres something about Emi..." --random thoughts... Sunday, February 18, 2001 "These are the Gods created by hundreds of lonely animals. How dare you say these Gods are not impressive?" --Arek Mejerian, Maataazu Suchiru obu Desutenii [Alek Magellian, Marters: Steel of Destinee] Sunday, February 18, 2001 "'So much has been done in the seven months this site's existed'" --12-31-1997 update January 17, 2001 "Clearly, Korn is fraile compared to M.O.P." --I --2000-- Thursday, July 27, 2000---->Tuesday, October 10, 2000 "The curse of Dracula has begun." --CastleVania III Dracula's Curse, original NES game opening Wednesday, June 28, 2000 "It doesn't matter what anyone thinks... the Nintendo Entertainment System will always be better than ANY Personal Computer, Macintosh, or Bill Gates system." --Declaration of Supremacy. By yours truly. 3-13-2000 "Google.com...Why use anything else?" --Me, the day I was introduced to Google 3-8-2000 "A PEN! I used a PEN to ink in a drawing! A BALL POINT PEN!!!" --Me @ Chinatown Friday, January 07, 2000---->Sunday, January 9, 2000 "...1990...the age of robots." --Eric Roman, 12-31-89 --1999-- c.late 1999 "Don't be mainstream...BE the main." --College Professor Simon Friday, November 26, 1999 "Pure Frivolity!" Sunday, October 31, 1999 "...let them know I DID IT!!!" --Slogra, towering over prone members of the Monster In My Pocket Ripoff Squad (The Imperial) Wednesday, October 20, 1999 "I feel like kicking that yellow thing...!" --Al B. Pri, about Pikachode in the Monster In My Pocket Ripoff Show 9-20-1999 "I will fiend." Friday, September 10, 1999 "With a name like Sinyaso, he's got to be some kind of devil worshipper!" -miscellaneous viewer's possible interpretation of the name "Sinyaso" "PHAT" Tuesday, August 24, 1999 "The most anticipated movie event of the summer !...which happens to occur at the end of summer..." -Me, on the road to Perfect Blue 8-16-1999 "Of course." Tuesday, August 10, 1999 "...I still enjoy The CastleVania Adventure MORE than the Nintendo Ultra 64 CastleVania..." 7-27-1999 "At any rate,..." 7-9-1999 If Konami made tons of $$$ with anthology discs, and anime, they might say: "KONAMI! We put the 'konami' in 'Economy'!" Ack! I couldn't resist! I'm sorry! --a stroke of genius. With the 4th backfile of Updates news, starting August 10, 1999, the quotes began to remain intact. 6-24-1999 "...However,..." 5-10-1999 "...Steve said, 'this is the hippo that left the dropppings'..." -on Steve 'Hiller''s perception box 4-29-1999 "It was RIGHT THERE!" -should've snatched Evangelion: ADDITION when I first saw it! 4-12-1999 "Chinatown." "...and this guy,..." "Mortarr Headd" 3-22-1999 "chi-kuso" "He said, 'don't stop, keep moving, we're shooting a commcercial'!" 3-16-1999 "...fair'nuff." 3-11-1999 "food:" -a teacher once wrote this on my friend's Writing assignment... 3-4-1999 "HOW much are these hollow ones?" -shopping around for an Evangelion keychain c. early 1999 "Your man said to pay $5 for this Asuka keychain that I could get for 2." -welcome to Image Anime c. early 1999 "Asuka's CV was a porn star?!" -a surprising realization --1998-- November 26, 1998 Disaster Strikes... Slogra Strikes...... Asuka Strikes!!!!!!! --dracula's curse 0:13 c. Fall, 1998 "Robots don't do that!" -referring to those scenes in Evangelion in which robot-looking things do what robot-looking things usually don't c. Fall, 1998 "She said pay $73.65 for a book we won't even use..." -welcome to College c. Fall, 1998 "She said give me a dollar for this 75 cent soda!" -welcome to the Manhattan Mall's food court 8-14-1998 The Skull Knight is in no way related to that one dude in Killer Instinct. Summer, 1998: There are three CastleVania III references in that Blade movie. 7-7-1998 r u 2 nd N? --Are You Tuned In? (This is by no means the first archived quotable; I noticed this one during a reread of the old update notes on 12-19-2006.) --Pre 1998-- Late 1997: New and Improved! --an alternative heading. Late 1997: What's New! --the original heading for the What's New section back in the day. 5-7-1996 "Doesn't Slylock Fox ever have one of those days when an extremely beautiful vixen comes in and pleas for help on a case?" --Eric Roman, age 15 1994, 1995: "To err is human. To totally screw up is grown-up." --Clarissa, Clarissa Explains it all