1:51 AM 8/15/99
Written by Eric Roman
(Sinyaso@aol.com)
Creator of the term, DreamCastleVania
L-EDed: 11-06-2000

Had enough of that trashy 3D CastleVania style game that 
was released for the NU64? Try the...


	~~~~	  TOP 10 USES FOR NU CASTLEVANIA!!!	~~~~

10. Use it as a PHAT paperweight.

 9. It has been proven that a well placed blow to the head by a
    NU CastleVania cartridge can cause a temporary coma.
    Use it to ward off your personal enemies.

 8. Studies show the cartridge absorbs blows induced by CFS (CastleVania
    Frustration Syndrome).  Now that your Atari 7800's been reduced to
    plastic flakes, it's time to put that NU64 game to constructive use. 

 7. Throw it at the televison whenever Pokeymon comes on; the ensuing
    degauss will last long enough to abstract the notion of Pokeymon
    appearing on your TV, thus allowing you more time to punch in a
    different channel.

 6. Give it to the less fortunate...
    if you're sadistic enough to ruin their lives even further.

 5. Peel away the label from any Pokeymon Game Boy game and place it 
    over the NU CastleVania label.  Write 'GRAY' on the cartridge, then
    make big $$$'s selling it to parents desperate for Pokeymon Gray.

 4. Go back to the store and trade it in for something more 
    important, like Metal Gear Solid.

 3. If the store clerk is being asanine, try to trade it in
    for Bubble Bobble.

 2. If not, trade it in for The CastleVania Adventure.

 1. If not, go home, go to your room, and feel that
    cool, circular steel against the side of your head.
    Squeeze the trigger.