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VENUS WEED EXTRAVAGANZA!!!
(This is the exhibit you were warned about over 3 years ago...)

30 Weeds strong, and still growing...!

It's high time to bow and pay homage to the Voluptuous Venus Veeds---Weeds! Of the numerous newer faces in CastleVania Symphony of the Night, the Weeds rate highly on my list.

Why do I like these, you ask? For one thing, they're the next stage in evolution for those peculiar, snake-looking plants back in Super CastleVania IV. Along for the Ride of the Night is their cousin the Corpseweed. For another thing, just LOOK at them. They're alluring, seemingly innocent, but definitely DEADLY. They'll shower your little white-haired guy with blood-draining roses while attempting to impale him with their young buds.

More on Symphony's Venus Weeds!


My favorite of the two! Aaaaw, look! So beautiful and lonely in a cold, dark, dank secret room in the Abandoned Mine...

But don't worry, for you can fulfill her dreams of companionship! You need to go partways into the Abandoned Mine and have the Demon Familiar, who, after saying something in his snooty voice, will tap an unreachable button in the impossibly permeable rock. The blocking stone will move away allowing you exclusive access to her room.

This Venus Weed will sprout rapidly from her flower and control her tentacle plant pals, which will attempt to impale Alucard with their Alucard-impaling tips. Al will have to hustle to stay clear of the rolling seeds and sprouting spikes.

Venus Weed''Where's my dear Sloggy poo?''
Three-size unavailable.
Hair: Rose.
Eyes: Brown.

Take care!!! Get in close at the right moment in order to make it sure that her dripping, bloody viscera drapes down the wall designs in a matter of seconds. Love hurts, my dear Venus.


Blue Venus Weed
''Alucard, you a scrub!''
Three-size unavailable.
Hair: Orange.
Eyes: Brown.

She is quite plentiful in the upside down ainaVeltsaC, and much, MUCH more lethal to the bite.

When her blue roses pierce that wussy Alucard's skin, they'll suck his blood and die off the overfeed.

Blue Venuses have been teamed up with Nova Skeletons, Jack O' Boneses, (both in the ecnartnE eltsaC) and Rock Knights (in the nieV retaW dnuorG). In short, be EXTREMELY CAREFUL!

To get by safely, I suggest having Alucard assume his mist form. I should take my own advice. To be a wuss, perform the Shield Rod Spell with the Alucard Shield equipped or use the Crissaegrim, you cheaters!

Annihilating these pretty ladies may give you a Heart Refresh item, which allows you to recover your entire Heart stock after watching a short but pretty light show with alpha channel effects and partial nudity.

As I said, Venus Weeds are simply irresistable! Here are more for you to gawk at!

Pick a Venus Weed season!

1998 - 2001 - 2002 - 2004 - 2006



(okay, they're just cheaply executed sprite edits...but what're
ya gonna do with I-Photo Plus 4 and MS Paint in 1998...)

Also listed are ACTUAL in-game Enemy List infos! Shyeah! Right!

Osaka Naru Venus Weed
''Help me, Neplite!''
Level 14
EXP: 200
HP: 1997
Drop Items: Spiraly Glasses, Energy for Negaverse use, only.

Yeah! Molly fans rejoice!

It's a Naru-Chan Venus Weed found in the hidden Castle Ladies' Room, located near the hidden Castle Men's room (Slogra guards this area)! Though she's seemingly more timid than the standard Venus Weed, she will toss out these HUGE rolls of toilet paper at you to cause MASSIVE damage, you pervert!

Note: At first, I shyed away from entering the Castle Ladies' Room, but for the sake of the Venus Weed search, I had to knuckle up.


Asuka Langley Soryu
Venus Weed

''Anta baka?!''
Level 14
EXP: 500
HP: 1998
Drop Items: Kuma-san, Progressive Knife, Hair clip, Sonic Glaive, Smasher Axe, Desert Eagle, 9MM clips, Yellow dress.

RADICAL! Evangelion fans rejoice!

Now, when you face her in the Eva Graveyard in the Saturn version, she will incessantly toss out dozens of these little red boxcutters and other assorted ordnance. If you try a high or low attack or even a throwing weapon at point blank range, they will be nullified by a hexagonal electronic field.

To win, do something stupid like turning into acidic mist or something.

Then you can make Alucard wear her little yellow dress, you freaks.


Akane Venus Weed
''Banniiiiii...Kuraaaaaashyu!''
Level 27
EXP: (C)1992, 1997 Konami
HP: 120,000
Drop Items: Carrots (baby cut!), Torpedo, thigh garter, ears, other mysterious electronic torpedo-shaped implement.

Weeeeell...now it gets interesting...a Venus Weed patterned after a bunny girl from Parodius? I'm sold.

Found in the Castle Playboy Mansion in Olrox's Room, She'll toss carrots and napalm at you. Dodge them or something.

Akane Venus Weeds may be difficult to beat. Try hard! Don't give up! You can win if you really want!

Don't use drugs.


Frozen Venus Weed
''....................''
Level 18
EXP: 3.14x10(+11)
HP: 0.21
Drop Items: Ice Cube, Ice Cube, Ice Cube, Ice Cube, Iced Tea, Milk Shake, Popsicle, Snow Cone (Mr. Softee recipe!)

Found in the Castle Freezer just above the Castle Refrigerator which is located in the Castle Kitchen, the Frozen Venus Weed sorta just stands there.

This is a very intriguing enemy because in all the hours I've put into Symphony waiting for her to do something, I have YET to see her budge! But I stand there just in case, just to see if she does anything. She could be waiting for that perfect moment to strike! Watch out, Alucard! It should also be noted that this one shatters if you touch it or fly over it by mistake.


Tanned Venus Weed
''You like?''
Level 18
EXP: 201
HP: 3,000,000
Drop Items: Hand Cream of Vlad, "AL +" Hair Gel, Nasty Phone Card

A prompt stopover by the Hidden Tanning Salon beneath the Catacombs has given this alluring une a lovely tan and fresh new complexion!

Her main attack is paralysis caused by outstanding tan lines.

It works on Alucard, but it almost worked on me as I was writing this.


X-Rated Venus Weed
''Oh, @$*)! yeah!''
Level 21
EXP: XXX
HP: XXX
Drop Items: Censor Bar, Censor Bar (nude Rocko wallaby edition), the Venus Weed Yuri story Ying Girl's holding out on, unseen video tape.

Well, well, well...

It seems that the proportions on this Venus weed are so sexy, sultry, seducing, stimulating, and extremely appealing, this one had to be CENSORED!

Found in the Naughty H Dungeon in the Inverted Castle of the Japanese version, this Venus Weed will perform a little...act...involving her tentacle plant pals before slashing Alucard to ribbons with spare censor bars...


Radioactive Venus Weed
''Why won't anyone ever talk to me?''
Level ?????
EXP: ?????
HP: ?????
Drop Items: ?????, ?????, ?????

The first enemy encountered in the Forbidden Laboratory of Silicone in the Saturn version.

If you go within 400 pixels of her, Alucard will automatically run away screaming, before growing another head and igniting into white fire. This makes it absolutely impossible to collect any further data on this enemy and the area in which it inhabits.

Turning into acidic mist to pass also doesn't work, resulting in an explosion which takes out most of the European countryside.


Lovely Warm Venus Weed
''Oh, Alucard, my love! Please fill me and make me whole!''

Level 92
EXP: 1992
HP: 2 and a half hours, minimum.
Drop Items: Panties, lingerie, 37 wallets, a red stain.

Found in the Underground Onsen Sauna in the first castle beneath the impermable rock with the big fish heads sitting on it, the Lovely Warm Venus Weed and Alucard will make passionate love in one of the steamiest scenes ever to caress your PlayStation's CD laser lens...

Screw this, I say.

That's when I move on to the Quite Awesome Slogra Shrine, shoot!



Many more Venus Weed discoveries where made long
after the Venus Weed Party ended. Check out what
some of you readers and I managed to hunt down!

2001

Elizabeth Bartley Venus Weed
''MY dress is STILL best, you hoze!''
Level: 30
EXP: ???
HP: 4,000
Drop Items: Orb thingies, Mysterious red dress, Pink Train thing, Scary voice modulator.
(found by CastleVania Helper Girl Ashley)
This rare, one of a kind Venus Weed was created due to a wicked mind. Only one is in existance, it attempts to milk young women for their blood.

First assuming that Alucard was a woman, she attempted to drain his blood. After seeing that, she realized he was a guy,in fact and began to flirt.

Since Alucard got really pissed off and killed it first shot, nothing is known about this.

The Special Edition Ashley Venus Weed
Yours Truly, Carrot Cake
Level: 47 (Annoyance 99)
EXP: 2000
HP: 2000
Drop Items: Various Sketches, White Lineless paper, Pencil, Color Pencil, Laptop, Flirtation Pills (HEY!), Cruelty Pills (HEY! Erm..Nevermind), Nailclippers, How to Become Obsessed With 18 Different Guys at Once by Ashley, Character Making Guide

(found by CastleVania Helper Girl Ashley)
This extremely weird weed was created by Ashley's many minions. In attempts to make Ash back off from making more characters suffer, this Venus Weed just pissed her off more.

The Ashley Venus Weed,not matter how kawaii or alluring, is EXTREMELY annoying, espescially in closed off areas. Her main weapons are sarcastic remarks,such as 'Dagger' or 'Pocketknife'.

If those fail,she attempts to make Alucard drunk. If that fails, she will put Alucard's weapons down her shirt, and when Alucard comes goes to get them, she attacks with a dagger mysteriously hidden.

Avoid this foe at all costs! Unless you want to make her be obsessed.THEN make Alucard run.

Fast.


Striptease Venus Weed''VA VA VA VOOOOOOOOM!!!''
Level: 21 and up!
EXP: 2,001
HP: 500,000
Drop Items: Tight bra, Slut wear, Laced panties;

(Discovered by Ryokosan51!)

Description: these types can only be found at the Succubus' club backstage. If Alucard comes too close, she'll grab him with one of her tentacles and attempt to rape and molest him.

I suggest that you pass her by OR throw censor bars at her from a safe distance. Oh, and DO NOT run into the Succubus! She's drunk and she'll automatically grab you thinking you're Drac and have her own fun with you.


The Ying Girl Venus Weed''Eric..I am STILL SO gonna kick your @$$!!!''
Level 35
EXP: 1000
HP: 4200
Drop Items: Manga, Fire Protector, Potion, Sailor Moon plushie, Carbuncle summon, FF8 PSX game, and an autograph book.

(Discovered by Ying Girl!)

Description: Unlike other weeds, this one can grow beautifully in the fire, she's an elemental flower you know. Strangely enough, this is the only weed that WON'T attack Alucard, instead she'll ask kindly for his autograph and let him be on his merry way. But if Alucard dresses and disguise himself as Sephiroth, Duo, and a certain Eric, she can summon Bahamut or another fire creature to destroy you. Their weakness is cold and anime. And are very hard to capture and attack since they live being surrounded by lava.


Slogra Venus Weed (call this my second public apology to Ying Girl.)
Level 91
EXP: ????
HP: ????
Drop Items: I don't want to talk about it.

Trust me, this is the most #%cked up thing I've ever seen.

I don't want to talk about it.

I wonder if this had anything to do with it...


Venis Weed ''Hellloooo, ladieeees...it's Val....VENUS WEED!!!''
Weak vs: Hot ladies
Drop Items: His latest film, towel

(Discovered by Wavid!)

Convinces Venus Weeds to be in his movies.


RTC Venis Weed ''I need to lose some weight!''

Weak vs: gratuitous violence, scantily clad women
Drop Items: Censor bars, pamphlets

(Discovered by Wavid!)

A reformed Venis Weed. Makes Venus Weeds put their tops on. Also preaches the Good Fight.


Tellu Venus Weed ''It's MY turn with the Dark Scepter!  GIMME!!!''

Level: 404
EXP: 5000
HP: 13,000
Drop Items: Teruruns and Hyper Teruruns-Pure heart eating plants.

(Discovered by Ying Girl!)

Tellu of the Witches 5 was eaten alive by her own plant...thus creating the Tellu Venus Weed. She lives in the castle's gardens, being surrounded by plants while she waits for a victim to suck his or her pure heart to give to the Messiah.

She attacks by unleashing a fog to paralyze her foes. If that doesn't work, she uses her vines to either choke her victim to death or give them a nasty taste of 50,000 volts of electricity. Ouch.

An easy way to defeat this Weed; equip Alucard with the Beryl Circlet since Alucard uses it to recover HP. Also use the Crissaegrim; the Tellu Venus Weed and her vines move *very* fast, making "Mr. Crissaegrimm" the best weapon against her. Or you can make Alucard take one Hyper and b*tch slap this weed to Hell with the Alucard sword in 10 minutes.


Sailor Venus Weed
You couldn't have a Venus Weed page attached to a site created in the Summer of 1997 without...
Level: 15
EXP: 20
HP: 150
Drop Items: Love Me Chain, Transformation Pen, Sailor V Mask or Manga.

(Discovered by Ying Girl!)

This weed claims to be the *actual* Venus Weed. She is very persistent in finding kawaii bishonen. Using her "Love Me Chain" to travel around the castle, she seeks out for the best looking guy she can get in bed with. After she finds that guy, it's going be one hell of a nasty XXX flick, which I rather not describe or I may traumatize myself.

Avoid her with extreme caution. She will glomp Alucard if he's in a 100 mile radius away from her. A good way to defeat her is to act normal...AND BEAT THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF THIS WORTHLESS HOE WHO DISGRACES THE TRUE GODDESS OF LOVE!!! Or you can use Soul Steal and she'll be dead in seconds. What? You don't know it?!!

Wuss.


Nascar Venus Weed ''Wai wai wai wai racing!!! (Oh yeeeeah!) Wai wai wai wai wai wai wai Racing!!! (I'll give you!)''
Level: 30
EXP: 600
HP: 1,900
Drop Items:Formula 1 Racing Guide, Miniature Automobiles of all drives in any Race Car event, and a Jeff Gordon doll.

(Discovered by Ying Girl!)

Ever since Konami has lanched Krazy Racers (a.k.a: Wai Wai Racing), Venus weeds have started growing on the racing track. The Nascar Venus Weed disguises herself to attract the contenders. At first she mistakes Alucard as a race car driver and somewhat flirts with him. When she realizes Alucard doesn't drive a car of any sort, she unleashes her fury of vines at him...in other words, SHE BECOMES ONE HELL OF A B-*-T-C-H. Took me 3 hours straight to finally defeat her. She is very hard to handle.

Word of advice: Keep away from her until Alucard is a member of the Transylvania Grand Prix.


Creamy Venus Weed ...and why exactly would those grapes be SALTY, love?
Level: 99
EXP: 18
HP: 200
Drop Items: BOME Bishoujo Figure Super Collection Book, Cotton Sock, Ice Cream (Strawberry Flavored!), Belt of Chastity, Megaman X4 Manga, Erotic novel written by Catastrophe of CVI Infamy.

Summer can be a real female dog in CastleVania. As you know, Dracula's Castle was never set up for Air Conditioning, thus, an "unnatural union" (that's what it says in the manual, anyway) between a Venus Weed and a Frozen Shade resulted in this highly efficient, ice cream toting, self-cooling, pixellated pretty, the Creamy Venus Weed!

While also being extremely snuggleable, she is certainly a most beneficial Venus Weed, as in the "Ain't Thatta Beach" hidden in the roof of Olrox's Quarters, she will "attack" Alucard by tossing tons of these frozen strawberry creamsicles (such as the one you can't see in the picture). If you press the Q button on the Super NES control pad, Alucard can catch one, and after making a brief, catastrophically stupid pose, he will regain 15 health points.

I suggest not killing these, since they come in pretty handy during the battle with Supreme Flame God of Blood, the MOST DIFFICULT AND COOLEST LOOKING BOSS IN THE WHOLE EFFING GAME!!!



2002

'Effed Up Venus Weed''PLEASE kill me.''
Level: 10
EXP: 5
HP: 200
Drop Items: Toilet paper, Magazine, Smiley Face Mask, Glade Plug-In (impotant item!), Brown Paper Bag, Entrails

(Another discovery by Ryokosan51!)

Never in all my travels through both of Dracula's castles have I seen anything as wack and uncool as this.

As you can see in the half-Paint-generated picture, there is a plentiful amount of feces around her. This is her only offense/defense. You could say that she's a demi-human compost heap.

If Alucard decides that she's a threat to him, then he could easily kill her by knocking the face mask off her. Bleh.


McDonald Venus Weed
''We love to see you smile.....and get cancer!''
Level: 50
EXP: 500
HP: 800
Drop Items: Big Mac, Soda (Coca Cola/Sprite) French Fries, Rat meat... I MEAN CLASS "A"MEAT!, Nuggets, Happy Meal (toy included) McBurguer Supreme (Familiar use Only), Ronald McDonald Doll.

(Discovered by Perro Calientito!)

Found in the McDonald Main Castle near Castlevania, she will ask if Alucard is hungry. If he's not, she will attack; if he's hungry a menu will appear and you will be allowed to choose. After a long time Alucard will receive his food, he will taste it, and he will vomit (and a rat will come out).

Then Alucard will say to the venus weed ( ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!!!???) and she will attack.

NOTE: This is only on the American Version of Castlevania SoTN


Talkative Venus Weed
''Okay, okay, so, like, one day I was just, like, kinda sitting there, cause that's really all I can do, and there was this frog and I was all like, 'dude, what's up with you?' and the frog just kinda sat there and I was all like, 'whatever,' so then I smashed it with my vines. Having vines is really sweet. I bet you're jealous you dont' have any. I can, like, hold seven root beer cans at once. Hey, that reminds me, ever seen that one episode of animiacs where Wakko has to find a potty? I love that one! And what's with zim being cancelled so early?  It was a great show! 7|15!  7|15!  I mean, what's not to like? Wow, I just noticed, there's a lot of other Venus Weeds here!  We should start a club. DCTP RAWKS!  IT'S L33T!  WOOT!  PHEER ME!  I hate it when people talk like that.''
Level: 25
EXP: 150
HP: 100
Drop Items: Red Dress, 1 Set of Spears (only for the Demon Familiar), Pot Roast, Pills To Talk More And More (only to kill Death), Windows 95 Program (to kill Dracula only)

(Yet another discovery by the little hot dog himself, Perro Calientito!)

This Venus Weed makes Alucard crazy!!! This Venus Weed won’t attack Alucard if he hears all the things she had to say.

If Alucard sleeps, the Venus Weed will attack him.

ALT-tag written with The Incredible Rambling Shyguy.


Future Venus Weed
''My gun jammed! DAMN YOU, NERF!!!''
Level: 79
EXP: 700
HP: 940
Drop Items: Laser Gun, Duracell Battery (for the Laser Gun), Shotgun, Shotgun Shells, Laser Sword (SW Style!!), Rail Gun, Missiles, Nuclear Missiles, XXX Tape, Terminator Film, ID4 Film, EAGLE 6.0, Rocket Launcher.

(ANOTHER new one discovered by Perro Calientito!!!)

This is one DANGEROUS Venus Weed; she will attack Alucard with a Laser Gun. If that won’t work, she will use a Shotgun. If that won’t work, she will use the Rail Gun. If that won’t work she will cry and say “You are so strong!! I can’t defeat you!!"

Then Alucard can pass.


Suzuna Venus Weed
''Anata ga...SU KI.''
Level: 18
EXP: 20,000
HP: 201
Drop Items: Rusty Chain, Flowers, Insanely Gorgeous Kimono, Key to Underground Onsen Sauna, New URL to "Ecchi Attack!" site.

Alright, you closet H-Game fans, listen up.

Found only in the Saturn edition of The Symphony when you play as Babs Bunny (Warner Bros. licensing loophole), you first see hints of this specialized Venus Weed in The Seedy Part Of The Castle, located about 23 rooms away from The Landfill, which you can access ONLY if you get the Walk Through Walls Boots dropped by the Berrigan King and use a palendromic GameShark code.

Suzuna herself is in the Ground Water Vein, with all the other water and fishy creatures. Since Shaft was using CARNELIAN hentai to relieve his stresses in 1797, he decided it would be pretty cool to imbue a Venus Weed with a copy of the beautiful hentai game, Kao no nai Tsuki (translation, A Faceless Moon).

The result was this very interesting Venus Weed in the visage of the game's main heroine. As you can see here, she will try to distract the player by shedding her intricately-designed kimono and then doing charades. Suzy will also summon flowers, demons, spirits and Dungeon's Dragons to attempt the eradicate of you!

Because I was pretty much out of it when I found this specimen, I made Babs crouch and jump repeatedly to simulate obscene actions.

Unfortunately, I was doing this on top of its head, and so I killed the Suzuna Weed shortly after.


Bikini Venus Weed
''Shut up.  Joseph Lieberman made me put it on...''
Level: 55
EXP: 400
HP: 200
Drop Items: Bikini (Maria – Alucard), Flowers, Castlevania Love in the Sun Game, Castlevania 3 Game (Remake for PSX) ,Sun Glasses, Toilet , I’m Too Sexy Spell (This makes Alucard look sexy and the female demons won’t attack him)

(ANOTHER new one discovered by Perro Calientito!!!)

This Venus Weed is found in the Tropical Room, near the Reverse Caverns.

If Alucard gets too close, they will grab him and kiss him (-30hp).

If you get too close again she will put down her bikini and Alucard will be paralyzed for 10 seconds.

Then Alucard will automatically go to the bathroom and do something…

If Alucard kills her, she will automatically drop the bikini and another thing.


Bloodthirsty Venus Weed
''Anger management class sucks!  That fact angers me!  Yarghblblbl!''
Level: 91
EXP: 710
HP: 600
Drop Items: Interview With The Vampire Film, Car Tires, Tooth of Weed (prevent poison), Diabolical Barney Doll (Paralyze Dracula), Teletubies Outfit (+25 DEF), Diabolical “Pikachu” Doll (creepy doll to kill Medusa), Monster Vial 10 (Summons Venus Weed, Ally), $5000

(Yet another fascinating discovery by Perro Calientito, Gardener of all Heck!)

This Venus Weed is located in a secret room in the Reverse Catacombs.

This Venus Weed will summon 5 Ghosts to attack you, then she will throw spikes at you. If you transform into a Gas Cloud, she will throw Fire at you that will make you dissolve (-150 HP).

Use the Crissaegrim to defeat her. If you don’t have it, don’t fight with her. I tell you, that’s a hard one...it took me 15 intense minutes to defeat her, and I finished with 32HP!


Pregnant Venus Weed
 "Ackman?  Never heard of him."
Level: Well, it's higher than 8, i'll tell you that.
EXP: I don't know, she wouldn't let me see her resume.
HP: 800 billion.
Drop Items: Alimony Bill, Pickle, Ice Cream, Card for Venus Weed Familiar, and the Empathy Belly (tm). If Alucard wears it, enemies will be too busy laughing at him to attack.

(The Incredible Rambling Shyguy's grandiose find...)

Found only in the super-secret revised edition black-market Russian version of Castlevania, Symphony of the Nightski, in the Secret Vodka Storehouse.

Alucard will enter the storehouse and pick up a potato. Then a blue-haired girl from behind a bar will offer him some vodka. Alucard will accept, but the vodka was poisoned by Chernobyl, and he will fall asleep.

He will wake up with the blue-haired girl in his arms, and as he dashes behind a bookcase and re-dresses, it is revealed that she was a Venus Weed in disguise!

"Gasp?" Just as Alucard comes back out, she will say "thank you" and start rubbing her stomach, which will grow huge in seconds. If Alucard tries to leave the room, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac will block the door and slash at him with a spork for an instant death if he comes too close.

After the Venus Weed's pregnant belly grows big enough, she will continually produce these annoying little baby things. Also watch out for the cloud of seeds she sprays out that will cause Venus Weeds to grow under Alucard's skin for around 300 damage. If you can survive for 15 minutes, NNY will flip out, babble something nonsenical, and lunge at the Pregnant Venus Weed and start bashing at it until it's defeated.

...it's wacky.


PXXXmon Venus Weed
''PIAKCHU HERE HAVE A HUNNYBEAN NO I CHANGE MY MIND  HEINZ.  DAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!'' *BAM!!!!*
Level: Guess right and win a cookie!
EXP: Uh....five?
HP: 70
Drop Items: A PXXXball, a PXXXemon promotional flyer, a PXXXmon toothbrush, a PXXXmon mind probe device, etc.

(Another fantabulous discovery by the Incredible Rambling Shyguy!

Found only after Alucard jumps into the Reverse Yahtzee Parlor's secret portal to Super Happy Chibi-land, wherein he assumes the role of a spunky yet oh-so obnoxious squeaky-voiced kid a red hat, a bunch of Pokemon, and no life. Oh, and your only friend is a yellow rat.

...but you can catch and train a Venus Weed as a PXXXmon, though!

It starts out with Vine Whip, then learns Sleep Powder at level five. At level seven, it learns Bind, and Rose-Toss at level eight. It learns Flash at level twelve, but it's not the kind that lights up caves. At level fifteen it learns the attack Naughty Tentacles, which makes the opposing PXXXmon feel so violated it quits battling and goes off to join a self-help group. At level seventeen, it learns Sing. It learns Attract at level eighteen, which lures the opposing PXXXmon trainer in with dance moves. It eventually learns teleport, which you can use to go back to Castlevania with a fully trained PXXXmon, but what's the point NOW?

I mean, c'mon! Even though you're an annoying loser in a jacket, you OWN a beautiful, perpetually nude woman in a flower which will do WHATEVER you say!

...c'mon!


Morrigan Venus Weed
''SOOOOOOOUL ERASAAAAAA!!!'' K.O.!!!  Morrigan.  Venus Weed.  Win.
Level: 57
EXP: 700
HP: 786
Drop Item: Playstation, DarkStalkers 1 & 3 games, DarkStalkers Action Figures, A foto of Dracula and Demitri (rises anger) , xXx Film( Don’t Think bad , It’s only the Action Movie ), Hentai mangas, nude pictures of her self , Castlevania Chronicles game.

(Check out what Perro Calientito weeded out...>:) ...this time.)

This Venus Weed is located in the portal to the Demon World.

She first will try to seduce Alucard. If you don’t use the Shield, she will grab you and do a 27HIT (–548HP). OUCH!! I recommend the Holy Cross to defeat her. Oh yea! 1 more thing, if you kill her, you won’t be able to talk with Lilith (Venus Weed Form).

So if you want to talk with her just pass in mist form to the portal.


Pirahna-Plant Venus Weed (Also known as Pipeweed.)
Do you ever notice that Mario never turned into raccoon mario ever again after 3?  Why is that?
Level: I really haven't a clue, but it drops a 1-up!
Experience: Worked as a coal miner for a couple years. ...Okay, so I made that part up. But the rest of it's true!
HP: 20 points, or four good stomps on the head.
Drop Items: Coins, 1-up, Warp-Whistle, Green Leaf.

(Another from the Incredible Rambling Shyguy's crops!)

This is an odd Venus Weed that prefers to live its life inside the labyrinth of pipes underneath the mushroom kingdom.

Some rumors say she talked back to Dracula and was exiled from CastleVania. Homeless and heartbroken, she was enlisted by Bowser to distract Mario from foiling Bowser's plans. Even though she is in Koopa's army, this particular "Pipeweed" is not violent or agressive towards Mario like the other Pirahna-Plants she shares the pipes with.

In fact, she might even have a crush...


Game and Watch Venus Weed: Green House
''TK!  TK!  TK!  NNNNGGGNNNIIIIIII!!!!!!!''
Level: Game A and B
EXP: Never got a job once in her life! The bum!
HP: 1
Drop Items:Black Dot

(The Incredible Rambling Shyguy found this one as he was moving in to his new apartment!)

I found this one under the sofa. Along with seven pairs of lost socks.

These types of Venus Weeds grew in the Game and Watch game, Greenhouse.

They would, for the most part, remain stationary, waiting for the Mr. Game and Watch gardener to spray insects away from them.

If he missed, however, they would exact their revenge, both on the insects and on the Mr. Game and Watch.


Mirage Venus Weed
''REFLECTOR THIS!!!''
Level: First stage.
EXP: Oh, she's had LOTS of experience, ifjaknowwadImean!
HP: There is no HP, only Zuul.
Drop Items: Smiley mask, Gun, Buwwets, grenades (familiar use), Shyna's diary, a hair curler, red satin gloves, twinkies, and a liter of mountain dew. Hey, don't ask me why she carries all that crap, let alone where she puts it!

(I think The Incredible Rambling Shyguy might have also spotted this on the Shin ParoVania war front..Konamiside, of course.)

Unlock this special Venus Weed by fusing a Symphony of the Night CD and a Silhouette Mirage CD using a hot glue-gun.*

The Mirage Weed was once a normal Venus Weed, until the apocalypse came.

Her body was untouched, but her face was damaged beyond repair, and must hide it from the world underneath a smiling mask. Her terrible luck has made her bitter.

She will shoot Alucard, throw grenades at him, and pilot a giant mecha, too. If you can manage to knock off her mask, she will cry and run away.

* -- I am an idiot. Do not listen to me. Listening to me will not only get you in trouble for taking the glue-gun, but will also flush two great games straight down the toitey.


Baby Venus Weed
''........this is new...''
Level: 3 and a half years old.
Exp: NONE. In fact, you little jerk, you get 300 experience points taken AWAY for killing a defenseless little baby! 500 if you do it in the parking lot under the surveillance cameras!
HP: Only 10.
Drop items: A Diaper, a Rattle, and a note that reads "How could you kill a cute little infant, you twisted vampiric freak!?"

(The Incredible Rambling Shyguy found this in a bonus area. Eat your EEPROMs out, Super CastleVania! I can't believe I just typed that...)

This Venus Weed appears if you do the side quest in CastleVania's Funtime Happy Child Development Daycare Center.The zombified Daycare workers are on their lunch break, and are leaving it to you to watch after a bunch of baby critters, including cute widdle baby Venus Weeeeed, awwwww.

It's up to you to keep baby Skeleton, Zombie, Diplocephalus, Axe Knight, and ESPECIALLY baby Venus Weed entertained. (what makes it harder is that in this segment of the game, Alucard is only seen from the knees down, a la muppet babies) Keep them all entertained, fed, and out of danger for 30 minutes, and you get a special prize.

Here's a tip: give em a cardboard box and tell them to pretend it's a rocket ship.


BonneWeed
Lago's favorite...wait till he gets a load of this... >)
Level: Super Saiyan 3. (Bad Akira Toriyama! Bad! No rice ball for you!)
EXP: Space Pirates don't NEED jobs.
HP: Turkey Volume Guessing Man says 17 turkeys worth of HP.
Drop Items: 1000 Zenny, Chocolate Leotard (?) Red Cap, Keys to the Gesellschaft, Bon Bonne's Pacifier, Secret Note to Megaman, Stuffed Teddybear, Taco Bell reciept.

(Weed farmer The Incredible Rambling Shyguy notes..."Servbots make excellent minions, but they're terrible DNA engineers.")

BonneWeed was created when Tron Bonne was cleaning the inside of her DNA splicing machine and Servbot 34 tried to use it to microwave a burrito. The DNA from the lettuce and tomatos mixed with her robot/human DNA mix to form... BonneWeed!

Though she was upset at first, she learned that she could now strangle SEVERAL Servbots at a time, and the whole process did wonders for her clogged pores. So she only gave #34 Eight days in the torture room.


Her mission for money lead her to CastleVania. After all, those marble statues and artifacts have to be worth SOMETHING. After realizing the only part of the castle she could tunnel through was the Beanie Baby Storage Vault (What can I say, Drac always was a little 'weird...'), she decided to spend her time looking for the rare Princess Diana Beanie Baby.

As Alucard enters the Beanie Baby Storage Vault (henceforth known as the BBSV) Tron is digging through the ENORMOUS mounds of Beanie Babies, ripping a few of them apart in frustration. As she notices Alucard's presence, she immediately demands that he turn over all his Zenny. After Alucard just kinds stands there looking confused, she calls a troop of Servbots to her aid; 10 to be exact. Unfortunately, half of them forget about their orders and start playing with the Beanie Babies in the BBSV. The other 5 don't really attack Alucard as they just kinda cling to him and shake around.

Swat them off and Tron yells at them and fights you herself using a remote-controlled Gustaff. Ignore the Gustaff and concentrate on BonneWeed.

After you hit on her enough she, for some reason, explodes and is sent flying through the castle walls, disappearing with a little 'ding' sound effect.



2004

Cow Venus Weed
What, you expected a 'MOO' from this ALT tag?!
Level: 32
EXP: 1500
HP: 3,500
Drop Items: Milk, Rotten Milk, Yogurt, Chocolate Milk, Meat, Empty Milk bottle, Cow, Horns.

(Hot DAWG! Perro Calientito is back, too!)

Not much to say here…

Found in Castlevania’s Farm at the room beneath the bloody barn. She is surrounded by Cows. Don’t kill the Cows! If you even kill 1 they will make a stampede at you and that’s -1000 (OUCH! THAT GOTTA HURT! )

When you fight her, instead of throwing those spiky roses, she throws…milk… yes, milk from her -CENSORED- .

Her drop items are useful, specially the milk (+100) and chocolate milk (+500). The horns works like a boomerang, something like the Cross when Richter is using it. The empty milk bottle is useful to store liquid things to use later, use it wisely >:)


Richter Weed
''She has very lovely EYES...Heh heh heh...... >] ''
Level : 98
EXP: 9999
HP: 9999
Drop Items: Vampire Killer whip replica, Secret film of Maria and Alucard in
bed, Cross, holy water, boots, bones, blood, porno magazines, Castlevania hentai game.

(It looks like its daddy! Another Hot Dog joint. This is probably why Richter's wife was never mentioned in the entirety of the game...)

I still wonder how could this could have happened...

You find this one in Alucard's old room. You first hear some strange sounds, and when Alucard opens the door, you find this...CREATION OF MADNESS!!!

They will talk!

Alucard: Richter?! What is this?! I though we were lovers!


Richter Weed: Well she had more things to give me than you!

And you know the rest... One of the hardest weeds in all Castlevania. It resists Holy and Grass attacks. Uses Richter's normal and special attacks and V-Weed Attacks too. I recommend to fight him/her when you are at level 65 and up.


Mad Cat MKII Machine Weed
''Please put down your weapon.  You have 20 seconds to comply...'' (THANKS, ANDY!!!)
HP: 9500
Armor: Full Ferrofobius Armor
EXP: 190000
Drop Items: Clan Gauss Rifles, Clan Long Range Missiles, Clan Extended Range Large Laser, Metal, Cables, gears, Reactor, Chassis, fuel, bullets, etc.

(Hot Dog's MECHA MADNESS SPECIAL!)

HAS KONAMI GONE MAD!!??

I found this beyond the time portal when you set it to Future. Go to Castlevania. You wont recognize it at first because it looks like a hi-tech fortress. You gain entry through the Catacombs and there they are!

...THOUSANDS!! And many types!!! This is just an Assault War Weed but there are also Light, Medium, and Heavy.

Be careful! Most of them can attack you from a distance. Most of your swords are useless except the Holy Sword, Dark Sword and the Firebrand.


I recommend you destroy the Assault or Heavy ones if you want to have some good weapons. I defeated Dracula of 1 shot of a Gauss rifle. It works. >;)

Rose Weed

Level: 45
HP: 5000
EXP:8700
Drop Items: Dress, high heel shoes, soul spark, Street Fighter Alpha CD (1 to 3), Tarot cards, Crystal ball, her telephone number, picture of her and Dracula, CPS 2 emulator.

(More from that ole 'Dog!)

This is what you get when Capcom tried to mimic Konami… or Konami tried to mimic Capcom?

This one is found in Capcom’s secret room below the Boss room on the Catacombs. Go to the Boss room over there and dig a hole. You will find a door so… enter. You will find her protecting some Street fighter Games and the PSX.

Don’t use Soul Steal to kill her, it doesn’t work, don’t throw anything at her; she will throw it back at you. Use the Crissaegrim sword to kill her. She might look slow because she’s on that rose but in fact she is really fast… you see… The rose can move around the room which makes it hard to fight. If you don’t want to kill her but you do want to fight her, Do it. Before you leave the room she will talk to Alucard about M. Bison’s secret room in the Castle.

If you have the Demon familiar activated, he will not help you… he is a Capcom agent.


Bishonen Alucard Weed

Experience and item drops doesn't really apply here, and level and HP are the same as Alucard's.

(...and you thought the SLOGRA Weed was frightful? I am holding Timo Takalo accountable!)

To get this you'll have to get the sickle from the Inverse Underground Garden (only in the Saturn version) and then return to the regular Abandoned Mine to find a regular Venus Weed.

Let it attack Alucard until the petals are red and then attack it with the sickle making sure you only hit the woman part, not the flower. Eventually it'll fall off leaving the empty flower where you can jump into, whereupon Alucard will in a Clark Kent-like move pull off his clothes showing off his girly (and surprisingly tanned) chest.


Actually this is rather useless (unless you count seeing Alucard nude), since all you can do as the Bishounen Alucard Weed is shoot those sprouts around. You can't even move!

In addition, getting out isn't easy since the Weed won't let go just like that. You can't strike downwards with regular weapons so you'll have to use some kind of area attack in order to kill the Weed and get out (the familiars won't attack the Weed with Alucard in it, though the Fairy will do something cute).

Maybe there is some kind of further secret that actually makes the Bishounen Alucard Weed somehow useful. If so, I have yet to discover it.


Justice Venus Weed
''I AM THE JUSTICE AND YOU ARE NOT.''
Level: 250
HP:??(I don’t know… never got to beat her…) EXP: well the Librarian said it was 9860000000000000
Drop Items: Librarian told me that…that thing drops: Guilty Gear X, XX, games, psx, ps2 and a Cool futuristic Armor.

(At the end of 2004, the ULTIMATE BOSS of Weeds has been revealed by Hot Dog...)

Found in Female Weed’s Room on the abandoned mine, She is the master of all weeds I have ever found…I couldn’t beat her!!!

Gas clouds don’t have effect, Swords are useless, Soul Steals do little damage… there’s nothing I could do there… Here I present to you what happened…

Weed: Die Men! You don’t belong in this world!
Alucard: It was not by my hand that I was created, I was created by Dracula and mother Lisa! Who wanted to have a son and because Dracula never scored
Weed: Never Scored? … You men steal girls souls! And make them thy slaves!
Alucard: Perhaps could be said of all girls these days…
Weed: Your words are empty as thy soul! No girl need a man such as you!!
Alucard: What is a girl!!? A miserable little pile of excite ness! But enough talk! Have at you!

You can guess what happened next.... . . .

*Alucard comes over to the Librarian*
Librarian: O…M…F…G… What in the hell happened to you!!!??
Alucard: SHUT UP YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING OLD MAN!!
Librarian: I was trying to help…
Alucard: Shut up… I’m interested in this… Information about THIS Fuc-King WEED! *Shows picture to the Librarian*
Librarian: OHH! It’s the Justice Venus Weed!
Alucard: …
Librarian: This Weed is the protector of the Venus Weeds! She hates men and she is really a normal Venus Weed with this special armor.
Alucard: well that explains why she blew off my balls…and so much strength…
Librarian: pss! Master Alucard… don’t tell anyone but… She owned Dracula…
Alucard: huh?
Librarian: Dracula didn’t pay her enough so she had to kick his @$$. Now she’s the most paid one in the entire castle. You are our only hope to save us from her…
Alucard: Well she already blew my balls off. So I can’t do anything. I’m in level 78… What’s her level?
Librarian: 250…
Alucard: ……… I quit! This is too much for me! KONAMI! GO FIND THYSELVES ANOTHER ALUCARD!
*Alucard leaves*

GAME OVER
NO PLAYABLE
CHARACTER AVAILABLE...

DO YOU WANT TO
CONTINUE WITH:

-RICHTER
-MARIA

Evil… such an Evil weed. She takes off her helmet when she beats you…(but you DON'T have to wait that long, just put your pointer over the image & she'll reveal herself! -ER!)


2006

Goth Chick Weed
''Get on your knees, boy...''
LVL: 100
EXP: 90000000
HP: 1,114,866
Drop Item: Whip,Books, Rosary, Egyptian Ankh, Goth Metal CDs, Cradle of Filth T-shirt, Fetish Clothes, Celtic Cross, Inverted Cross, Christian cross.

(Hot Diggity! One more for the Venus Freaks by Hot Dog!)

This awesome weed is found in Castlevania 2k6: From wishes to Castlevania for the Lame Boy DS and for the PSP (better graphics).

She is located at the club just besides the library. Careful, there’s a big amount of weeds there; try to be as gentle as possible…since Justice Venus Weed is also there. Since you can select characters, go with Alucard from SotN since he’s the one that looks more gothic than the rest of the characters. Make sure you bring a black rose with you or else you will have to fight her…and believe me, it took me 12 hours to kill it since you only do 0.05 damage to her.


If you bring the rose, she will give you an awesome spell called
“ParoVadius: The Movie / Reset!” Then you will be able to see the awesome movie made by Eric Roman and you will be able to play in it too.

If you don’t bring the rose, she will take out her whip and whip you for long! All the weeds there will turn against you except Justice Venus Weed; she just disappears. If Goth Chick Weed kills you, she will do some awesome moves and say some awesome things with such a sexy voice…. *drools* and at the Game Over screen you will listen to your character screaming “OH! MORE, MORE!” and some whippi’n sounds.


''Heh heh...this ain't funny... What the f*** am I doin here?! Where in the hell am I?!''

That, for now, concludes our inextensive survey of the Venus Weed family...tree. If you happen to inadvertantly stumble across a bizarre Venus Weed during your next CastleVania Adventure, do let me know, and be sure to include the following:

A picture, Level, EXP, HP, Drop Items information, and a description!

New notes for 6-21-2001; keep in mind that your entries may be edited for spelling and clarity.

And for a final treat, please take a look at these two irrelevant 'robots' which probably have something to say. ALT tags are fun.

''Huh?''

(created 10-3-1999?)

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Created c.Summer 1998
Debuted February 25, 2001
Last Edited November 12, 2010 3:11PM EST