Assorted Links!

Tiny Toon Adventures Fan Fiction Archive
Formerly @ http://members.aol.com/hkuriah/
Check out these innumerable Tiny Toon Adventures fanfics I have yet to read. This site's been around loooooong before The Dungeon AND DCTP!

Cardinal Hayes High School

The site just keeps getting shinier and shinier. I can go on and on and on about my High School... The jerks, the bomb bag busting in the stairwell before Freshman lunch, playing William's Arcade Classics in the library (JOUST!!!), Room 208, good times with Louie, Al B. Pri, and Comrade, ...and that one thing in 1997 I covered my friends for... :\ Good times indeed. THONTEE LANDI, LOCO!

American Museum of Natural History

The Museum RULES. Visit some of Slogra's relatives! Not many people are aware of this, but the sky-high prices you see posted at the entry are suggested donations. The AMNH gets its MADD LOOT from everywhere else, I figure, so I usually pay a dollar or fifty cents.
. . .and it's free during the last hour. :]
What, you didn't know???

Chris Jericho
This guy's a REAL JERK! Unmasking Rey Mysterio in 1998... then jumping to WWF...

Umbrella Paints
Web site of the acclaimed bitmap artist, Ruff!

The Rocko's Modern Life FAQ
The only FAQ/site I know of based on the 1993 once-hit Nicktoon, Rocko's Modern Life. Second to Slogra in man-ness, is Rocko the wallaby.

SeanBaby.com Mature Readers Only...May Contain Curses and Boinking and Other Stuff the Kids Shouldn't See Until their Minds can Handle it...
A very well composed site by the one of the Internet's funniest sex symbols. Awesome NES sections! Keep in mind that this site's for mature readers only. We don't want any more Columbani High School incidents.

The World of Vicki Fox
Formerly @ http://people.delphi.com/~MSRUSSEL/

Yup, she's got a COM, now! I remember those http://people.delphi.com/~MSRUSSEL/ days in '97. Gotta respect Vicki Fox. Peep it. Why hasn't Warner Bros @)*&$ picked up this chick yet?! Geez, Willis! Perhaps I'll make a header image contribution once my site's been completed, eh?

The Raptorian Sector
Going through the old links, I find...I remember this! It's got lots of nice dinosaur artwork, plus, ever wonder which Star Wars creatures the AT-STs and -ATs might've been based on? Rachel asked the same thing. Check out what she came up with, along with other cool works of The Raptorian Sector. THIS JUST IN!!! EVA FAN ART!!! To quote the dude from the Ren & Stimpy Dog Show episode, "WAAAAAAOOOWWW!!!!" But you better be freakin' Eva'educated before you see these...

Eeggs.com - The Easter Egg Archive
If you thought the Sound Mode code was cool, you won't believe what lies within your own computer! Check out secrets in your OS' programs, DVDs, and even Music and TV shows! Hmm...why do most of these link entries end with exclamation marks?! Crud! I did it again!

Zyder X Returns
This is interesting, listing it beneath Kaliber10000 and all... So I recieve an e-mail message from some mark named Zyder X Returns at AOL dot com, and he says concisely, "your site sucks." After giving him a reality check, I several weeks later decide to post this link to his very own site, which has got to be LOADs more interesting than mine... Click here to finger through his ftp listings and get numerous pretty animated GIFs. Nope; challenging DCTP is not tolerated, tripe.

The Portal of Evil Mature Readers Only...May Contain Curses and Boinking and Other Stuff the Kids Shouldn't See Until their Minds can Handle it...
If you thought Seanbaby and the CastleVania rings made you laugh by demonstrating how stupid people can be, you won't believe what you'll find in the Portal of Evil!

Anfy Team Home Page
Various pretty JavaScript applications you can download and use to add cool effects to your site. I've seen their effects all over the place. In fact, I'm pretty sure that I first picked up their trail during the earlier days of Cardinal Hayes' homepage!

Wu-Tang Corp.
WU-TANG WORLDWIDE!!!

Ghostface Killah official website @ defjam.com Mature Readers Only...May Contain Curses and Boinking and Other Stuff the Kids Shouldn't See Until their Minds can Handle it...
Formerly known as Ghostface Killah: Supreme Clientele and @ http://www.ghostfacekillah.com/
Unless you live near Manhattan or know more about me than most, you may never understand why there are two Wu-Tang links on a CastleVania III page. You know what I like about Ghost? While in his recent album (Supreme Clientele, when this description was written) his vocals sound rather whiny (which could be either my own impression or his intention), he's the man, he knows it, and he's here to remind you. He has no problem hanging lackey MCs out to dry. Remind you of someone? He's also good at coming up with lyrical twists that keep you spellbound and pondering for weeks. I still haven't figured some of it out.

SUPER DUPER TOY ARCHIVE
A really good site for those of you who yearn for those toys of old... Dino Riders! Inhumanoids! Transformers! Monster in my Pocket!

SYSTRAN
The REAL reason any mark wants to learn another language...to curse people out in an indescernable dialect! Ever wondered how to say "Slogra is the man!" in French? Find out here with an online translator with 12 translation combinations! Also useful for other phrases like "Hi!" and "Where are my maids?!" In French: Slogra est l'homme! Bonjour! Oł sont mes bonnes?

Project ACUO
Formerly @ http://fly.to/YingGirl/
Ying Girl's main base of Chibi Usa-hating operations.

The Official TMNT Web Site!
I think my advisor Andy is best person for explaining this item, so take it away!
"Hey, did you grow up in the late 80s/early 90s? If so, then you should remember this Awesome Foursome—The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Check out their official website, which includes information about ALL things Turtles (even that gas-bag "Next Mutation" tomfoolery), including character bios, movie synopsis, and a regular art contest, for you aspiring artists!"

Psycho Andy's Artistic Collection of Artistic-Type Things
Formerly known as Psycho Andy's Artistic Collection of Artistic-Type Things and @ http://psychoandy.cherrii.net/
Site of Andy, DCTP site advisor!!! There, you can check out his nice collection of artwork, take a look at his customized wrestling figures, ridiculous crap, and just about anything else he decides to put up; this site is true Andy. Hey Andycard, here's hoping you stick with it, dude. Cheers.

Digg.com Mature Readers Only...May Contain Curses and Boinking and Other Stuff the Kids Shouldn't See Until their Minds can Handle it...
A perfect example of how the Internet's pages are constantly on the change. Religiously user-powered, Digg sees dozens of interesting technology and news articles every day! DO check this place out; you might be pleasantly surprised at what you might randomly come across!

Wikipedia
If the Internet is a book, then this is the page that has been revised thousands of times by the end of this sentence! The tagline says it all; "The online encyclopedia that anyone can edit." Need quick information on just about anything under the sun? Hit Wiki quickly! But BEWARE!!! Anyone can just go into the entry for floccinaucinihilipilification and replace its elaborate definition with the word POOP! The ease of using this site presents another issue: might Wikipedia obsolesce informational sites that had been established long before? Would they be competing with Wikipedia for the top spot on Google? Will it matter? We shall see...

X-Entertainment
Woot-w00t! A site dedicated to the various aspects of my childhood? That's what I'm talking about! If you're from my generation, then you'll be sure to find LOADS of great reads. Heck, the articles are great even if you aren't. You'll also find lots of videos to jog your memory, too! I miss my DoubleSpy Transformer... :[

Retro Junk
This site, along a similar vein, covers a broader spectrum of 80s and 90s-ness. It has somewhat of a database structure, as the presentation prevails from your landing-page on. Unlike X-Entertainment, the Lord of this Castle is open to outside contributions. This, however, can occaisionally affect the quality of the writing. Either way, enjoy this heavily varied recap!

MesozoicMind.com
This site is completely dedicated to one of the coolest parts of the classic GoldenVision tape, Dinosaurs! A Fun-Filled Trip Through Time. I'm talking about the Mesozoic Mind video, of course!!! Scope it, nab the MP3s, memorize the lyrics, study the GUITAR TABS!!!, and if you happen to be down with the Dwelling of Duels,
PLEASE COVER THIS!!!!!!

Planet of the Dinosaurs (1978) - The Bad Movie Report
A great review for one of my favorite dinosaur videos in my younger years. Apparently, it's been up since July 23, 2000; I'm surprised that it wasn't until almost exactly nine years later that I bothered to look it up!
ALT tags rule.

Dinosaur Collector Site B
Wait...people actually kept track of all those dinosaur figurines, like the Made In Asia ones I got at 183rd Street in the mid-80s...?! REXCELLENT!!! Well, in case you've ever wondered about any of the small plastic dinos you've got lying around your memories, now you'll know. An EXTREMELY comprehensive site dedicated to decades of dino toy runs!!!

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Sectioned off July 9, 2008
Last Edited September 27, 2009