Johnny Norris, "Humor Me!"

Ying Girl, "Humor Me!"

Humoritten!

Special DCTP Ekscloosiv!
Eureeka's CastleVania!!!

Trial by Love...
Slogra's First Date!

1997

01. Warakiya Times are a Changin'- Produced by Kurt Kalata is this first printing of the Warakiya Times! Seems as if Trevor and Sypha are up to no nice after the Symphony...

02. Finishing Move- Sheldon Cooper conjures this creation of Alucard's finishing move on Dracula in Dracula's Curse. Hilarious animated GIF!

03. An Argument- In CastleVania III, Sypha uses elemental spells; Ice, Fire, Ball Lightning. CastleVania III was released towards the end of 1990. A time later, a certain shojou anime rose in Japan, and it was called Bishojou Senshi Sailormoon. And on this show, Senshi Mercury, Sailor, sorry, uses a "Shabon Spray!" (or, "Mercury Bubbles blast!"), which produces a fog to paralyze and confuse opponents. They can also be used in an ice attack. So here, Sypha and Sailor argue amongst themselves. Take a look. By Nitsuj O.

08. Bloodlust of the Countess (Page 10)- During my Senior year in high school, Kurt Kalata wrote a lousy, trashy, dumpy, cruddy (kidding!), CV Fan Fiction piece entitled Bloodlust of the Countess. Michael Erickson adapted it into a very fine black and white comic dripping with Konami references! Here's the page he sent me which features a Slogra cameo, simultaneously referring to a past fan art I did! Who is Woo? I don't know... Who is CAM'RON? That rapper. Who is CHARLI BALTIMORE? That rapper's platonic friend. Who is SLOGRA? Coming in 1991!

09. Drolta Wonders... who's Slogra?- Michael Erickson focuses on this infamous poster. Not only that, but he gives us the FIRST CG colored picture for any of the Bloodlust art! Drolta takes a smoke as Michael of Parodius stands by.

10. A Comparison- Tengu Man made this neat sequel to Nitsuj O's "An Argument". Here, we see Sypha using the Flame Spell along with a faced-forward Paula! Sypha and Paula are being kinda' intellectual here, aren't they... Sypha said, "...pretty dang good!"?!?!?!?!?!?!

11. Slogra Hates Cthulhu- A CV/Slogra fan named Tim made this nifty (...!?!?! I SAID NIFTY! I HAVE'NT SAID THAT IN PUBLIC SINCE 1992!...) picture of Slogra zapping out Cthulhu from Symphony of the Night with a lightning spear. This was originally for the Slogra's Shrine header image in early 1998.

12. Slogra Hates Everyone!- Additionally, Tim made other images; Slogra giving the evil eye, Slogra using the Ice Spell on a Fish Man, and using the Flame Tongue Spell on the Zapf Bat. I combined the three to create this animated .GIF: Slogra Hates Everyone!

13. Slogra and Lecarde 1 - 2 - 3
Someone else in Konami land is using a trident as his main weapon, and Slogra is none too happy.  By Andy Costello, DCTP site advisor!

14. CastleVania Invasion- There may be no punchline here, but this is a really cool picture!  Watch as Armor Battler, Myotia, and more invade the real world!  Hmm...Myotia...Myotis....Myotismon...hey!!! By Willow_Weedwacker!

15. Sypha Does Parodius!- Sypha fans rejoice once more! I got this one a looong time ago from Ranma and rediscovered it waiting patiently deep within the (long-gone) Siyena file folder.  Check out how Sypha and her arsenal would look if she became a Parodius character!

16. FALL!- Ever wonder what Mr. Grim Reaper was doing during his downtime in the middle of the last century? He was getting a bit too impatient with a worker on Rockefeller Center's (then) RCA Building! Too sweet! By Willow_Weedwacker, who likes to think about what would happen if CastleVania characters suddenly appeared in the real world!

17. Contra Humor- Trevor takes it out on Contra's Mad Dog! I first saw this on a site a very long time ago, then found it again buried deep within a Zip disk. Who made it?

19. Slogra's Shrine- Top secret undisclosed Slogra Shrine in Chrono Trigger found by Dee!

20. CASTLEVANYA 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10
A comic epic by Lisker Timmi. Transcribed from this heartbreaking story, "One day there was a guy in Rome called Dracula. And he did bad stuff... But a man named Timmi Trevor Timi Trevor Belmondo didn't like that... So he hit Dracula. But Dracula turned into a bat, so he whipped him again and dracula had kidnapped Sonia, so they married." Um, WHAT?!

25. Slograbilia- Ratzuo's cursingly BRILLIANT picture of Slogra's Little Shop of Horrors! And like Ratz says, nothing's going for more than 5 bucks! This is one of the most awesome things I've ever been given. I mean, LOOK AT IT! Thank you, Ratzuo, of RSitM infamy!

26. Mega Man Comic 1 - 2 - 3
Richter and Maria attempt to act out the epilogue to Mega Man 3, but, of course, screw it up. Mega Man gets P'Oed and yells at them. Richter takes revenge. This could only be the work of Munchy, who just loves crossing over these two great game sagas. What I'd like to know is how on bloody earth Maria can just wear a Proto Man mask like it was nothing.

27. Holy Water and Excrement don't Mix...- A lesson well learned in Agent Prelude's succinct animated GIF! Agent's been dabbling in the animated GIF arts recently, as you may know. Keep 'em coming!

28. Battle with Dr. Dubya- Hmm...Political Battle Potentially Perfectable. By Munchy.
(2009 note: sigh...if only...)

29. CastleVania FOREVER- Mass Appeal's absolutely AWESOME spoof of the Wu Tang Forever album cover. When I stumbled upon this during my earlier days at the CastleVania Dungeon Forums, Wu-Tang Clan had already been a huge part of the summer seasons, so this really struck a hard chord with me.

30. CastleMania 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15 -16
Amidst the mush of web comics that would fad to fade at the turn of the century, there would emerge a CV comic I could really get into; enter the style and punchlines of Skahott's CastleMania! If not for The Virus Incident that had just hit around the time of CM's original, (and pretty much blank) listing, I might've slipped in a guest comic or two. In any event, Skahott's legacy remains as amusing as when it was fresh. Presented here (in case of sudden unannounced evaporation) is the entire saga of Skahott's CastleMania!

31. The Deal gone Wrong- Well, the Trippin' Al series has been a cult favorite for a long while, but it looks like Tazz is taking it to the extreme, ey? Nice to see inclusion of newer Slog sprites, anyway. Let's take it to the Wild Wild West on this one, baby.

32. Sloggy is busted- In this Tazz-fest, Slog's about to be picked up by the cops. Probably for being THE MAN!!!

33. Dracula DID score! This proves it!- Contradictory to that cute spiel on the Title Screen's summation of the CV3 story, as well as across the site, is this conclusive evidence unearthed by Sooper Kasey.

34. DCTP Ate My Balls- In the great "Ate My Balls" tradition of The Internet's earlier days, Andy delivers his take, DCTP-style! (...I never understood what "Ate My Balls" was all about...and probably never will...:| )

35. CastleVania Slayers- While The Belmonts do their job, The Morris involves himself in a different type... GREAT pic by ROX!

36. DCTP - Up in Smoke- Anapan created this quite amusing political cartoon after the Eternal CastleVania server's hard drive fried out days before the turn of the year, much to my dismay... -_-

37. Throwing Food Card of Death- There was a lot of unused stuff discovered in the 1s & 0s of Symphony during the making of CastleVania Online. Sonic Reaper demonstrates one in this animated GIF.

38. Flea Man Vs. Medusa DEATH MATCH- This huge saga by Lisker had to be isolated in its own little page, as you will soon see.

39. Marble Gallery- Dracula sent me this instant-slap-yourself-upside-the-head comic about the Marble Gallery. Get it? Oh, noooo...nooo...nooo.... -_- I could've easily named this one Marble Madness, but that would've made it too easy to figure out...! ^_^

40. Parodius CastleVania 2 (?)- Hangin' out one day at the forums, a cool guy named Master Librarian (known for his mp3 edits and Nokia ring tones ^_^ ) posted an animated GIF of the mountains of Simon's Quest scrolling through. Soon after, we got into all this Gradius talk, I posted Parodius Pango (#08), and, suddenly, Anapan made this happen. As a result, PAROVADIUS was eventually born!

41. Yet More Tripping Al- It can only get higher from here, folks. Alucard Dentseu hits us off with his own interesting take on The Saga of High. And you wonder why the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles told you to 'Say No To Drugs.'

42. "Vic Viper vs. Death" 1 - 2
This was heisted from a now defunct CastleVania site which at one point said I had walked out on DCTP. It's only here because it has as much low-budget charm as my own early humor pics.

43. CastleVania SotN Dinner Party- Lady Sephy's DCTPremiere! I think Rich decided to end his crusade at the wrong time, don't you? Attendees include THE MANs themselves, as well as the authorette, flirting with Bejesus Alucard Cripes.

44. CastleVania SPACE RIDERS!!!- In A.D. 2101 War Was Beginning. And after Capitan "Let't Go Every Zig", Space War was on. But then Zig Fail, and Konami World Send CastleVania SPACE RIDERS!!! To Avenge The City. This is also one of Sephy's Maria stabs, by the way. >)

45. Mega Man vs Trevor- Here we have that cute little picture by Gromit which, that summer in '98, inspired HEATERZ, tracked down for me by a friend from the Mex side, Metafaniel.

46. Utter DCTP Madness- Munchy's back! Back again...Munchy's back. Tell some freen Ameee. Munchy's back, Munchy's back, Munchy's back, Munchy's back...with his absolutely DEMENTED!!! tribute to DCTP's 5th B-Day!!! Thanks, Butterboy!

47. Slogra and his Homies- As it was written by the great Ruff in the late 90's, it's still all good in the West Side of the Warakiyan hood. File photo by a fellow Prisoner. You gotta dig those HUGE gold chains...what is this, the 80s?!

48. A sprite for those interested in law suits- If Spiderman were to face Slogra in the sequel to his outstanding film (GO SEE IT), then he might use this move... A very interesting animation by Iron Mollusk.

49. Sypha as Art- Going a few steps beyond CastleVaniAnagrams, Vincent De Boule presents a pair of Syph'd up pics. First, an example of Sypha as paradox; Sypha and Sypha hold Sypha and Sypha who hold Sypha and Sypha ad infinitum!

50. Sypha Snowflake- In this neat little animated GIF by Vincent De Boule, Sypha has become part of her own spell! Stay frosty.

51. Marioh No #1- It's pretty easy to figure out why I just HAD to put up the first page of Phifey's Marioh No comic. Long live blown-up low res NES graphics!!! For more 8-bitness, scoot over to The Nintendo Old School, last updated in 1989. The Wizard article is one of the greatest things EVER.

52. Pacula- If Pac Man were to be hacked with a CastleVania scheme in mind, what would you get? Dracula shows us! Actually, something doable as this would not be a bad idea after all...!

53. Konami Meeting- Dracula's very cute, if a bit scratchy, comic about Juste Belmont's first meeting with a few of Konami's established CastleVania staffers. Harmony's coming in hot on September 18th! You set?

54. The Death Star- Star Wars fans! Remember that one drugged-up shepherd in Simon's Quest who warned DO NOT LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR OR YOU WILL DIE? Here's Dracula's take on its true meaning! Ooooh myyy gosh...

55. MadManX- CastleVania forum-mate Madman's silly take on the Rondo intro. Worth putting up for the yoyo, yo. :]

56. The Adventures of Tortilla Belmont!- Upon further analysis of the original CastleVania ReadOnlyMemory, a new hidden treasure was found. It appeared to be a...Taco...? This image by another forumate (in the grand stick-figure tradition) depicts this devastating item in use. (If this is yours, let me know for credit!)

58. The Attack of Jin Saotome- Looks like something that will have to be addressed in Konami vs Capcom, eh? By Hot Dog!

59. CastleVania in PR 1 - 2
One day Hot Dog, another DCTPal from Puerto Rico, took a break from his flourishing Venus Weed patch and went for a drive. It wasn't long until he stumbled upon PR's continuing CV InVasion!!! The first shot looks to be from the outer fringes of its advances, but the next is where it's looking to be REALLY crazy. Will Maria, who was supposed to be on holiday, be enough to put them all away?

60. CastleVania: 3rd Strike- Simon gets set to smash up some serious points in the Bonus Stage! (Found on The CastleVania Dungeon Forums...if this is yours, let me know for credit!)